Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face
It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.
Video Caps' Tom Wilson Struggles to Skate, What with Not Having a Skate Blade
Now there's a sharp piece of steel loose on the ice. Great for shiving someone during a check!
Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox
That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.
Picture Steve Oleksy: Nose-Picking Hockey Player
Maybe he found what's left of Alexander Ovechkin's career in there.
Video Florida Panthers Fan Air Humps His Despair Over Blown Lead
Florida Panthers fans will have to do a lot of air humping.
News Struggling Capitals Vow to Turn Season Around in Time to Make Usual Disappointing Playoff Exit
"We've dug ourselves a big hole, no doubt about that," said team captain Alexander Ovechkin, after a 5-2 loss to the Penguins. "But we have the talent in this locker room to come roaring back and to enter the playoffs as the hottest team in hockey and really get everyone excited, only to then get eliminated in the first or second round. I guarantee it."
Ovechkin's brash guarantee of another early playoff exit was backed up by his teammates.
"I'm 100-percent behind Alex," said goaltender Braden Holtby. "I know I've seen nothing from this team that suggests we would win a playoff series. The toughest part will be making the playoffs, of course. But if we do? I'll say it, I'm not scared. Write this down: We will get eliminated immediately. How's that for confidence?"
Video Rangers and Capitals = 9/11 First Responders
Good job making Don Cherry seems like the reasonable person on the broadcast.
Video Nationals Pitcher Struggles with Not Falling Down Whilst Pitching
Hey, he only throws a few thousands pitches per year. It takes practice.

