May 14, 2013

Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face

It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.

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May 13, 2013

Video Caps' Tom Wilson Struggles to Skate, What with Not Having a Skate Blade

Now there's a sharp piece of steel loose on the ice. Great for shiving someone during a check!

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Filed Under   NHL   Washington Capitals   Tom Wilson
May 09, 2013

Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox

That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.

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March 18, 2013

Picture Steve Oleksy: Nose-Picking Hockey Player

Maybe he found what's left of Alexander Ovechkin's career in there.

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Filed Under   NHL   Washington Capitals   Steve Oleksy
February 14, 2013

Video Florida Panthers Fan Air Humps His Despair Over Blown Lead

Florida Panthers fans will have to do a lot of air humping.

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February 8, 2013

News Struggling Capitals Vow to Turn Season Around in Time to Make Usual Disappointing Playoff Exit

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Despite having the worst record in hockey at 2-8-1 with only 37 games left to play in the shortened seasons, a defiant Washington Capitals squad vowed today that they will make their sixth consecutive postseason appearance once the playoffs roll around in two months.

"We've dug ourselves a big hole, no doubt about that," said team captain Alexander Ovechkin, after a 5-2 loss to the Penguins. "But we have the talent in this locker room to come roaring back and to enter the playoffs as the hottest team in hockey and really get everyone excited, only to then get eliminated in the first or second round. I guarantee it."

Ovechkin's brash guarantee of another early playoff exit was backed up by his teammates.

"I'm 100-percent behind Alex," said goaltender Braden Holtby. "I know I've seen nothing from this team that suggests we would win a playoff series. The toughest part will be making the playoffs, of course. But if we do? I'll say it, I'm not scared. Write this down: We will get eliminated immediately. How's that for confidence?"

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Filed Under   NHL   Washington Capitals
May 10, 2012

Video Rangers and Capitals = 9/11 First Responders

Good job making Don Cherry seems like the reasonable person on the broadcast.

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April 26, 2012

Picture Tim Thomas Releases Statement on Playoff Elimination Goal

What a patriot.

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April 18, 2012

Video Nationals Pitcher Struggles with Not Falling Down Whilst Pitching

Hey, he only throws a few thousands pitches per year. It takes practice.

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Filed Under   MLB   Washington Capitals   Tyler Clippard
April 17, 2012

Picture Capitals Fans > Tim Thomas

Unfortunately for them, Thomas > Capitals.

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