February 15, 2010

News Drew Brees' response should have been ...

… "I don't know. Who do you have hiding in your pants?"







You can't spell "D'oh!" without O.

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Filed Under   NFL   New Orleans Saints   video   Drew Brees
February 10, 2010

News Tiger Woods lost sponsors, but now he has Google!

The golf world is just happy he didn't using any curse words as a search term.









See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Filed Under   golf   Tiger Woods   video
January 24, 2010

News Eli Manning needs a new agent.

Umm …


Unstoppable. White liquid shooting at Eli Manning's face is.







Is this better or worse for the Giants than Plaxico Burress getting shot in the leg?


Shouldn't be long now until Eli is the official endorser of this.

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Filed Under   NFL   Eli Manning   New York Giants   video
January 20, 2010

News Finally. A reason to watch the Winter Olympics.

For years we have wondered if bobsledders wear boxers or briefs. Now we know.


It's thong.


From the bobsledding World Championships in Switzerland:







Dialogue as they headed down the track …


"Do you feel a cold draft?"


"Of course. We're bobsledding."


"Oh. Right. I was afraid my pants had split and my big ass was sticking out."


Oh. By the way. Here is the U.S. women's bobsledding team. I can't wait to see their asses in Vancouver. For my money, the hottest ones are Jazmine Fenlator, Bethany Hart and Jamia Jackson. I just like their look. I guess it's my type.

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Filed Under   Winter Olympics   video   bobsledding
January 14, 2010

News Packers Defense: Shockingly asleep at the wheel

If you watched Green Bay play the Cardinals on Sunday and found yourself wondering how the NFL's No. 2 ranked defense could get torched like that, wonder no more!


Defensive coordinator Dom Capers was asleep.







Well, we can't know for sure that he was asleep, you say. We can't see his eyes.


Okay. Fine. If that sudden jerk his whole body did wasn't because he snapped out of sleep, the only other option is that he had explosive diarrhea. Or maybe explosive diarrhea in his sleep.


Let's agree that sleep was the least embarrassing possibility.


And let's also agree that Dom Capers should be fired. For sleeping, for his tricky bowels, for his hair or for his terrible defense. Take your pick.

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Filed Under   NFL   Green Bay Packers   video
January 7, 2010

News Andy Roddick makes koalas want to do it.

The sight of Andy Roddick apparently makes koalas want to knock … feet? Hooves? Whatever. He makes them want to have sex.


Although chances are what really happened is they saw Roddick and thought of his wife, Ms. Brooklyn Decker.


That would get anyone in the mood.







Great video. But I don't think it's as great as another video of a famous American sportsperson who had an interview stolen by some animals, too.


Here is high school basketball star Sarah Palin:







You mate and then you die. Such is life.

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Filed Under   tennis   video   andy roddick
January 6, 2010

News Randy Johnson: A Career Retrospective

It doesn't always have to be jokes around here. Now that Randy Johnson is retired, it's time to pay tribute to a baseball legend.







(Note: He also probably did some other stuff.)

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Filed Under   MLB   video   Randy Johnson
December 28, 2009

News Steve Nash would like you to vote for him for the NBA All-Star Game.

This is a great campaign approach. And it just might work.


Although if it does, the entire Eastern Conference squad might end up being New Jersey Nets.







If you're interested, you can vote for the NBA All-Stars here. And there are Nets on the ballot. Really.

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Filed Under   NBA   video   Steve Nash   Phoenix Suns
December 23, 2009

News Want to keep weight off this holiday season? You're in luck! Watch this.

Fair warning. You might want to have some sort of receptacle on-hand to hold the contents of your stomach.


From Tuesday night's Texas A&M-Washington game. Washington won. Derrick Roland's tibia and fibula lost. Badly.






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Filed Under   NCAAB   video   Texas A&M Aggies
December 21, 2009

News You get a pizza! You get a pizza! Everybody gets a pizza!

Papa John said everyone in attendance at the Louisville-Oral Roberts game last week would get a free pizza if he hit a shot from half court.







Chances are Papa John didn't have to buy everyone a pizza. Rick Pitino only eats at Porcini. (I'm sorry. I meant "eats." And, wait … Rick Pitino, Italian food and Oral all combined in the same video? It's amazing it's SFW.)

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Filed Under   NCAAB   Louisville Cardinals   video