This cheerleader really knows how to shake it. And is a dude.

This cheerleader could definitely inspire a defense to be more fierce. Continue Reading →

Spanish is a romance language. And also a psycho language.

These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex. Continue Reading →

It’s the blind interviewing the blind

Oh, SporTV. This would never happen in America. We don't let blind people on TV unless they can sing. Continue Reading →

These Lego World Cup matches were much funnier when it was England losing

Terrible positioning on the first goal by Lego Tim Howard. Continue Reading →

This is the future of the U.S. men’s gymnastics team

Okay, maybe not. I don't think this guy is part of the U.S. gymnastics program. But if this happened more often when gymnasts attempted backflips, ratings would go through the ... Continue Reading →

Wally Backman’s infamous tirade in its entirety.

– – – – – Part 2 This tirade from former major league infielder and minor league manager Wally Backman is three years old. However, not 'til now ... Continue Reading →

Someone get this weightlifter’s stomach some steroids

You know, this never happens to televangelist Pat Robertson when he leg-presses 2,000 pounds. (VIDEO) Continue Reading →

Why should a liner to the head kill all the fun?

You know, I am actually kind of surprised that A-Rod didn't behave this way after he lined that ball off of David Huff's head. Well done, Alex! You'll be classy yet. Continue Reading →

Das auto haben ein ass mark!

I don't even think this driver collects any extra points for having a person on his hood. What a shame. However, the event staff guy who grabs the girl's butt probably loses ... Continue Reading →

Someone call TLC and get this fan a show

TLC already has "Little People, Big World." And "The Littlest Couple." And "Little Chocolatiers." Really. I'm not making that up. "Little ... Continue Reading →

This will be what Nets games are like now that Prokhorov is in charge

This seems like a fun atmosphere. And also somehow terrifying. (VIDEO) Continue Reading →

This is one way to boost TV ratings for track-and-field

Although I suppose track and field would actually have to be on TV for its ratings to be boosted. Hmm. So, let's instead title this: "This is one way to get track-and-field ... Continue Reading →

Great Moments In Cleveland Sports History

If they want to shoot one about the 2010 NBA Playoffs, the chubby guy who plays Larry Nance could easily do Shaquille O'Neal. Continue Reading →

All those Just For Men commercials make Keith Hernandez very sleepy

To Hernandez's credit, he fell asleep instead of leaping out of the press box to his death. He's a Mets broadcaster, after all. And in case you were wondering, when Keith ... Continue Reading →

Candace Parker is AWESOME!

Okay, maybe this isn't Candace Parker. But it's the only women's basketball player I've ever heard of. So, at the very least, this little girl is the next Candace ... Continue Reading →

Shoulda been you, pretty much every sideline reporter in America

I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO) Continue Reading →

The lyrics to this version of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" are much better

WARNING: This video contains Joe Buck. But other than that, it's worth a viewing. Continue Reading →

Soccer needs more scoring, less murdering

Throughout the world they call the sport "football." We call it "soccer." They also call this a "goal celebration." We call it "a violent and ... Continue Reading →