Our first openly game video game. Good to see.
This is how TVs get broken.
Picture Touchdown, Curiosity Rover
Let's hope it has better technology on it than old Nintendos did.
EA must be staffed by UNC grads.
They were the sports video games stars of yesteryear. Everyone welcomed them into their homes.
But their careers are over. Where are they now? SportsPickle takes a look
Fat Guy NES Hockey
Fat Guy dominated Ice Hockey in the late '80s and early '90s with his bruising checks and rocketing slap shot. His reputation perfectly matched that of the Soviet Union: plodding and terrifying.
Yet when the Soviet Union crumbled, so did Fat Guy's career. The Russian ice hockey team turned to a different style to represent the new nation, a more moderate Medium-Sized Guy style or even a quick and nimble Skinny Guy approach. Not that Fat Guy could have continued playing anyway. By the early '90s, years of steroids, overeating and alcohol abuse caught up to him. There was a brief fling with the princess from Super Mario Bros., but then he faded from the public eye.
Today he is wracked by diabetes and debt. He lives in the same Moscow public housing building as the "Trololo" guy.
Everyone said he wasn't good enough, you guys. That's why he went to Miami and was picked in the 1st Round.
Sandwiching could really catch on with linemen.