Opinion Definite Proof Punch-Out!!!'s Doc Louis Tried to Kill Little Mac
Boxing has been plagued by scandal throughout its history.
But this may be the biggest boxing scandal of all-time. Little Mac's trainer, Doc Louis, tried to have him killed.
Here's the evidence.
The Opponents
Doc Louis regularly scheduled Little Mac to face fighters who dwarfed the young boxer. He paid no heed to established weight classes. In the above example, note that Little Mac's entire upper body was barely the size of one of Super Macho Man's pecs.
In fact, the only character in the game who was even close to Little Mac's size was Mario, the ref. And we all know that Mario possessed skills that would destroy a mere boxer.
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The Outfits
Pink? Really? An all-pink track suit? In Brooklyn in the late '80s? Brooklyn of the '80s wasn't exactly as enlightened as it is today.
The only explanation is that Doc Louis was hoping Mac would get jumped and beaten.
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