Picture VCU Coaches Play Connect Four
That must be their secret. Soon every team will play this on the bench.
Last time this happened he got suspended.
Sources close to the coach say he's been locked in his office with a small black book full of phone numbers playing Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" over and over again on his iPod since returning from San Antonio on Monday.
"No, I wouldn't say it's a vindictive thing. I just want to make sure all the girls who passed me up over the years are completely aware of my enormous and deserved success," says Smart. "It's mainly a maturity thing. I want them to understand that I have changed into a mature person who has risen above all the spite and anger that usually accompanies a break-up " he begins before taking his hand off the mouthpiece of the phone and launching into a profanity-laced tirade.
"Oh, you thought I was too slow to commit, huh? You though I was going to lose in the first round, huh? Your parents never approved of me, did they, Sheila? Do they approve of the Final Four? 'Cause that's where I'm headed!" shouted Smart into his phone, clearly blurring the lines between women he has had relationships with and ESPN analysts.
Smart's voice could be heard through his shut office door.
"Is my goatee stupid now, Karen? Do I not go to nice enough restaurants now, Karen? Well, I'll tell you one nice place I got reservations for, it's a little restaurant down on the east-side called the Final Four!" yelled Smart before slamming the phone down emphatically.
"I can't imagine what he'll be like if we win the championship," says VCU point guard Joey Rodriguez.
Video The VCU Final Four Song
It could be worse. It's not like they expected to make one.
Picture VCU's Anti-Jay Bilas Shirt
The Jay Bilas picture came out a little dark.
This one time at band camp he peed through his uniform pants.
It's too bad all of VCU's players will test positive for drugs.