December 14, 2011

Picture Interviewer Microphone Proves Roberto Luongo Sucks

It's good the F Network wasn't there.

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Filed Under   NHL   Vancouver Canucks   Roberto Luongo
November 04, 2011

Video NHL Linesman Punched in the Face

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June 24, 2011

Picture New Vancouver Canucks Logo

Needs more fire.

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Filed Under   NHL   Vancouver Canucks
June 22, 2011

Picture LuBrongo

Suck it, Picasso. This is real art.

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June 21, 2011

Picture Sedin Twins: Two Girls, No Cups

They're actually Swedish men, not girls. Common mistake.

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June 20, 2011

News Vancouver Mayor: "We now believe the rioters were visiting Philadelphia fans"

Vancouver's mayor attempted to shift the negative worldwide attention his city has received in the wake of the riots following Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals by blaming Philadelphia fans he claims were visiting with plans to cause trouble.

"I think we all know how Philadelphia fans are, with the booing Santa Claus and what not," said Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson. "Whereas we Canadians have a reputation for being very laid back and peaceful. So, obviously, the evidence could not be more clear: Philadelphia fans came to our fair city and tore it apart."

While almost every image and video of the riot shows people in Vancouver Canucks jerseys, t-shirt and hats — and no one sporting Flyers apparel or that of any other Philadelphia team — Mayor Robertson said there is a very simple explanation for that.

"At the Vancouver airport there are many shops that sell Canucks stuff," he said. "So it's clear that they flew in from Philadelphia — there is a direct flight to Vancouver from there, I checked — walked through the airport, purchased Canucks gear and then proceeded to the downtown to riot."

With the case "now solved," according to Robertson, the mayor has requested that people again associate his city with being peaceful and picturesque.

"Basically, think of it as the complete opposite of that hell hole of Philadelphia," he said.

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June 20, 2011

Picture Why We Riot

Good thing it wasn't a curling match.

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Filed Under   NHL   Vancouver Canucks
June 17, 2011

Video Canucks Fan Fails at Jumping a Flaming BMW

White men can't jump. Especially Canadian white men.

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Filed Under   NHL   Vancouver Canucks
June 17, 2011

Video Idiot Canucks Fan Falls Off a Port-a-Potty

It's hard to get some privacy for a No. 2 during a riot.

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Filed Under   NHL   Vancouver Canucks
June 16, 2011

Picture CNN Has a Very Low Opinion of the City of Vancouver

In fairness, Americans call all Canadian cities that.

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Filed Under   media   NHL   Boston Bruins   Vancouver Canucks