It's good the F Network wasn't there.
Picture New Vancouver Canucks Logo
Needs more fire.
Suck it, Picasso. This is real art.
Picture Sedin Twins: Two Girls, No Cups
They're actually Swedish men, not girls. Common mistake.
"I think we all know how Philadelphia fans are, with the booing Santa Claus and what not," said Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson. "Whereas we Canadians have a reputation for being very laid back and peaceful. So, obviously, the evidence could not be more clear: Philadelphia fans came to our fair city and tore it apart."
While almost every image and video of the riot shows people in Vancouver Canucks jerseys, t-shirt and hats and no one sporting Flyers apparel or that of any other Philadelphia team Mayor Robertson said there is a very simple explanation for that.
"At the Vancouver airport there are many shops that sell Canucks stuff," he said. "So it's clear that they flew in from Philadelphia there is a direct flight to Vancouver from there, I checked walked through the airport, purchased Canucks gear and then proceeded to the downtown to riot."
With the case "now solved," according to Robertson, the mayor has requested that people again associate his city with being peaceful and picturesque.
"Basically, think of it as the complete opposite of that hell hole of Philadelphia," he said.
Picture Why We Riot
Good thing it wasn't a curling match.
White men can't jump. Especially Canadian white men.
It's hard to get some privacy for a No. 2 during a riot.
In fairness, Americans call all Canadian cities that.