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Why We Riot

Good thing it wasn’t a curling match. Continue Reading →
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Canucks Fan Fails at Jumping a Flaming BMW

White men can't jump. Especially Canadian white men. Continue Reading →
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Idiot Canucks Fan Falls Off a Port-a-Potty

It's hard to get some privacy for a No. 2 during a riot. Continue Reading →
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CNN Has a Very Low Opinion of the City of Vancouver

In fairness, Americans call all Canadian cities that. Continue Reading →
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There Ain’t No Riot Like a Crotch Shot Riot

That probably hurts worse than losing the Cup. Continue Reading →
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Sweet, Sweet Love During the Vancouver Riots

His condom better stop more than Roberto Luongo. Continue Reading →
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Nathan Horton Pours Nasty Boston Tap Water on the Ice

How'd he get that much fluid through airport security? TERRORIST! Continue Reading →
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Child Canucks Fan Adorables Up "We’re Not Gonna Take It"

Maybe he can play goalie, too! Continue Reading →
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6 Charts Explaining the Stanley Cup Finals

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A Very Cursey Bruins Fan Opines on Vancouver on the Train

Looks like we've found the lead for the next facking Affleck film. Continue Reading →
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Classy Lady Canucks Fan

Body paint is no way to weather a Canadian winter. Continue Reading →
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Canucks Fan Is Not Gay But …

… he’s very gay. Continue Reading →
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Don’t Forget to Watch Tampa Bay vs. Vancouver on NBC and Versus

Too bad that doesn't exist. Just like good programming on NBC. Continue Reading →
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Rejected Stanley Cup Finals Promotional Slogans

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Canucks Fan Flashes a Sharks Player in the Penalty Box

More like reward box, AMIRIGHT? Continue Reading →
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Vancouver Green Man Makes Nicole Kidman’s Face Move

Good job, Green Man! Now try to make her be in an entertaining movie. Continue Reading →
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Creepy Sedin Twins Wear Matching Outfits Again at Hockey Game

Daniel and Henrik Sedin are the top scorers and team leaders on the Vancouver Canucks. Yet those inside and outside the organization say they are getting increasingly creeped out by ... Continue Reading →
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Canuck Not Polite to Patrick Kane

Looks like we found the one impolite Canadian. Continue Reading →