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VIDEO: David Booth of the Canucks Fails Hilariously at Slackrope Walking

Maybe he would have better balance in skates. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Puck Scores on Roberto Luongo All by Itself

And so it has begun. Pucks have come alive. No goalie will survive. Continue Reading →
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Canada Announces It is Quitting Hockey

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Canucks Fan Has Proper Pizza Priorities

He later threw the pizza at his television. Continue Reading →
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Sharks’ TV Guys Are Mean to Vancouver’s Green Men

Because hockey broadcasters are the coolest cats in town! Continue Reading →
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Luongo Unchained

Hockey is way more violent than Tarantino movies. Continue Reading →
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Vancouver Canucks Quickly Eliminated from NHL Lockout

Minutes after the NHL lockout officially began at 12:00 a.m. Sunday morning, the Vancouver Canucks were eliminated from the remainder of the lockout. The disappointed Canucks were ... Continue Reading →
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LA Kings Fan Mocks the Devils and Canucks Via Newspaper Ads

This would have been a much better zing 20 years ago when newspapers were read. Continue Reading →
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NHL Releases the Final Batch of "Because It’s The Cup" Playoff Ads

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Kid Canucks Fan is King of the Dance

A few years from now he'll instead express himself by starting fires. Continue Reading →
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Canucks Coach Thinks Something is Funny

He seems unaware that sports are not supposed to be fun. Continue Reading →
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Hockey’s Greatest Header of All-Time

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Interviewer Microphone Proves Roberto Luongo Sucks

It’s good the F Network wasn’t there. Continue Reading →