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It's a Sexy Three-Way Tie!
From @ochocinco AKA New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco
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But the sexiness doesn't stop there. When athletes grow up, they move on to MILFs
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The Sports World Pays Homage to ... Some Guy Who Died
From @PUN45 AKA Miami Heat center Dexter Pittman
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But, wait! There's more! The Steve Jobs athlete idiocy train didn't stop there
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Rex Chapman Enjoyed the Glen Rice-Sarah Palin News
From @rexchapman AKA former University of Kentucky and NBA guard Rex Chapman
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But wait! There's MORE!
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It's a Tie! (As Voted on by 12-Year Old Boys)
From @RealRClark25 AKA Pittsburgh Steelers safety Ryan Clark
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But don't forget that female athletes can be just as accidentally perverted as male athletes. READ ON!










