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From @CaroWozniackiAKA tennis professional Caroline Wozniacki …

Enjoying an evening on the couch! But feeling hungry all the time! Not sure if I'm actually hungry or i just need somethingin my mouth! lol

2:43 PM Feb 28th via web

From @ddockett AKA Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett …

Man my korean neightbor getting on my D*mn nerves keep knocking at my door cause we making noise but I don't say nothing bout that DOG SMELL

10:15 PM Feb 24thviaUberTwitter

From @mw1ll AKA Memphis Grizzlies point guard Marcus Williams …

I only seem to tweet when I take these Vicodins lately for my wisdom teeth pain. Maybe that explains the content of my tweets

about 2 hours agofromUberTwitter

Everyone knows athletes get a lot of sex. It must be because they are so romantic! This Valentine's Day, consider the wisdom on love that athletes share via the magic of Twitter.

watching this damn chic on WifeSwap trippin.. i'll be damned if i let another chic come into my house and change my rules. GTFOH B&%#@ — Martellus Bennett, TE, Cowboys

Thinkin bout wearing nothing but a#redspeedowith my#penisnicknameon the front for my girl on v-day after I take her out lmao — Markeith Ambles, WR, USC recruit

So many georgia peaches and only two hands,one mouth, heart and _ dudes that live here permanently I don't know how u do it-but I salute u— Chad Ochocinco, WR, Bengals

Mannnn I'm kinda tired and I'm watching WENDY WILLIAMS mann she look Just like a horse , I just want ti give her a saddle and ride to dawn! — Darnell Dockett, DE, Cardinals

The club is like groceries, and I jus bag a bi@$&! — Santonio Holmes, WR, Steelers

This "Basketball Wives" show is funny, making the wives seem like they are the VICTIMS! Smh — Marcus Williams, PG, Grizzlies

#whodatwoman wearing saints pasties on south beach. Only prob is she 315lbs she also looks a cross between whoopee Goldberg and seal. — Shaun Phillips, LB, Chargers

Watching Tyra Banks & these girls talking about how there childhood was so bad cuz their parents argued & divorced?? That's normal I thought — Reggie Bush, RB, Saints

M. Colbert says I am dependent on fabulousness and I agree. I have a sudden urge to send him a copy of one of my costumes to wear on camera. — Johnny Weir, Olympic figure skater

From @Lfitzgerald11 AKA Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald …

I beat my dad in golf 2day!I cant say what i shot because the number was 2 high but a win is a win!Now im on my way 2 surfing lessons

6:28 PM Jan 30th from web

(Tweeted less than 25 hours before the Pro Bowl … the game he pulled out of with a "knee injury".)

From @23McGahee AKA Baltimore Ravens running back Willis McGahee …

When is it ok for a man to fart around his girl…..

10:18 PM Jan 25th from UberTwitter

From @OGOchoCinco AKA Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco …

http://twitpic.com/yo6c5- 250 dollars to fill up wasn't on the damn paper work!! WTF

12:27 PM Jan 18th from TwitPic

From @natalie_gulbis AKA LPGA golfer Natalie Gulbis …

http://twitpic.com/xtkxz – Michelle and I with Lincoln Memorial in background

2:25 PM Jan 12th from TwitPic

From @Mark_Sanchez AKA New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez …

Playoffs 2009

8:42 PM Jan 6th from TwitterBerry

From @gilbertarenas AKA Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas …

yea i guess ur right men with kids party a diff way on new years…it usually starts and ends with the (jergens natural lotion) bottle

about 12 hours agofrom web