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He’s the Leader of Iran’s Seal Team 6

From @the_ironsheik AKA retired professional wrestler The Iron Sheik … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Serena Williams Very Much Wants to Increase Her Ass Size

From @serenawilliams AKA tennis player Serena Williams … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Whew! It’s not a bloody corpse.

From @DraytonFlorence AKA Buffalo Bills defensive back Drayton Florence … – – – – – Here is the lucky traveler, who appears to be a big fan of rap… Continue Reading →
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He may be a man, or not, and he may be pregnant, or not.

From @JohnnyGWeir AKA figure skater Johnny Weir … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Thankfully the UConn Huskies were playing that night

From @MikeVick AKA Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Darnell Dockett is one athlete Kim Kardashian will never date

From @ddockett AKA Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Docket … – – – – – And here is Dockett's Khloe Kardashian look-alike … Continue Reading →
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Also humbling about the country of Africa? Calling it a country.

From @santonio10 AKA New York Jets wide receiver Santonio Holmes … – – – – – But Holmes then quickly learns a lesson, albeit a very "unimportant" ... Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell can’t suspend him for it because he’s locked out

From @Earl_Thomas AKA Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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And Never Take a No. 2 When You’re Jet-Lagged

From @JohnnyGWeir AKA figure skater Johnny Weir … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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It’s called a Dutch Heat Bomb

From @ddockett AKA Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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A Helpful Reminder for the Ladies

From @jabaalsheard AKA PITT defensive lineman and 2011 NFL Draft prospect Jabaal Sheard … – – – – – And just look what those hairy nipples forced ... Continue Reading →
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Most people named "Carl" don’t use Twitter

From @cavsdan AKA Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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So you’re not saying "no" to a RoboCop 2 statue?

From @mayordavebing AKA former Detroit Piston guard and current Detroit Mayor Dave Bing … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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The Sacramento Pitbull Bandit has struck again

From @boogiecousins AKA Sacramento Kings power forward DeMarcus Cousins … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Chris Andersen Doesn’t Count As An Alien?

From @LiLNugget03 AKA Denver Nuggets point guard Ty Lawson … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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He’ll Also Happily Smell Your Toilet Water, Girl

From @KDthunderup AKA Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Cell phones on Revis Island have Twitter, but no clocks

From @Revis24 AKA New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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I don’t think "little big butt" is the politically correct term

From @ddockett AKA Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett … – – – – – Continue Reading →