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The "I Like Turtles" Kid is All Grown Up

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Rex Chapman Enjoyed the Glen Rice-Sarah Palin News

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It’s a Tie! (As Voted on by 12-Year Old Boys)

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We Will Never See a Ryan Whitney-Steven Seagal Fight. Sigh.

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It’s How We Know It’s Really RealJoeNamath

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Annoying, 53 Year-Old Women are Totally Hot

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He’s Either a Religious Punter or a Religious Dick

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Martell Webster is Learning a Lot During Shark Week

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It’s Funny Because Dwyane Wade is Incredibly Wealthy and Out of Touch

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He’s Just Trying to Find These Women a Rewarding Career

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Chicks Dig Equine-Related Pickup Lines

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It’s a 4-Way Tie!

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Help Shaun Phillips Find a Lactating Mother

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