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It’s a Tie! (As Voted on by 12-Year Old Boys)

From @RealRClark25 AKA Pittsburgh Steelers safety Ryan Clark … – – – – – But don't forget that female athletes can be just as accidentally ... Continue Reading →
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We Will Never See a Ryan Whitney-Steven Seagal Fight. Sigh.

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It’s How We Know It’s Really RealJoeNamath

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Annoying, 53 Year-Old Women are Totally Hot

From @Mr53 AKA Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Thomas Howard … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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He’s Either a Religious Punter or a Religious Dick

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Martell Webster is Learning a Lot During Shark Week

From @MartellWebster AKA Minnesota Timberwolves forward Martell Webster … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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It’s Funny Because Dwyane Wade is Incredibly Wealthy and Out of Touch

From @DwyaneWade AKA Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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He’s Just Trying to Find These Women a Rewarding Career

From @Sticky_Ricky26 AKA PITT defensive back Ricky Gary … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Chicks Dig Equine-Related Pickup Lines

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It’s a 4-Way Tie!

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Help Shaun Phillips Find a Lactating Mother

From @ShaunPhillips95 AKA San Diego Chargers defensive end Shaun Phillips – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Jack McKeon is Even More Ancient Than MySpace

From @LoMoMarlins AKA Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Gio Gonzalez’s Mom Likes Having Sex with Younger Men

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Gilbert Arenas LiveTweets a Blind Date

From @agentzeroshow AKA Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas … – – – – – Would the two find love? READ ON!!! Continue Reading →
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Shane Battier’s Musical Tastes Are Pretty Hardcore for a Duke Grad

From @ShaneBattier AKA Memphis Grizzlies forward Shane Battier … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Danny Granger Would be a Very LOLzy Prison Warden

From @Dgranger33 AKA Indiana Pacers forward Danny Granger … – – – Continue Reading →
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So you slept with all of your other teammates’ women?

From @ShannonBrown AKA Los Angeles Lakers guard Shannon Brown … – – – – – Continue Reading →
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Evan Turner Used to be a 12 Year-Old Girl

From @thekidet AKA Philadelphia 76ers forward Evan Turner … – – – – – Would he weigh in on "That's So Raven"? Read on! … Continue Reading →