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From the Week That Gave Us Rob Lowe: NFL Reporter

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New and Improved! Now Featuring Multiple Tweets to Recognize More Athlete Idiocy!

From @OzneyGuillen AKA Miami-Dade baseball player (and son of Ozzie Guillen) Ozney Guillen … - – – – - From @aa000GP AKA Memphis Grizzlies guard Tony Allen ... Continue Reading →
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Vikings Punter is a Modern, Cruder Roger Ebert

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Naps: The Cheapest Drug on the Market

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The 16 Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2011

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A Major Moment in NCAA History Destroyed by the Twitter Hacker

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How Has #F*cksnuggies Never Trended on Twitter Before

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Turkey’s Can’t Read Because We Eat Their Delicious Eyes

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She Began Drinking After Prohibition Was Repealed in 1933

From @thekidet AKA Philadelphia 76ers forward Evan Turner … - – – – - Continue Reading →
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His Birthday Wishes Are Pretty Standard

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A 2-Part Logan Morrison Triumph

From @LoMoMarlins AKA Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison … And his second Tweet of the Week-worthy tweet … Continue Reading →
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It’s a Sexy Three-Way Tie!

From @ochocinco AKA New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco … - – – – - But the sexiness doesn't stop there. When athletes grow up, they move ... Continue Reading →
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The Sports World Pays Homage to … Some Guy Who Died

From @PUN45 AKA Miami Heat center Dexter Pittman … - – – – But, wait! There's more! The Steve Jobs athlete idiocy train didn't stop there … ... Continue Reading →