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Looks like someone just learned the term "slapdick"

From @SimplyAJ10 AKA Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones … - – – – - From @JoseCanseco AKA former major league outfielder Jose Canseco … Continue Reading →
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It’s Always Bitterweet When Mountain Lion Cubs Grow Up and Try to Bite Off Your Face

From @BFlowers24 AKA Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Brandon Flowers … - – – – - From @ChrisWarcraft AKA Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe … Continue Reading →
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Laurence Maroney is Seeking a Muse

From @LaurenceMaroney AKA former NFL running back Laurence Maroney … - – – – - From @AaronCurry51 AKA Oakland Raiders linebacker Aaron Curry … - – ... Continue Reading →
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Rob Gronkowski is Very Polite to Himself

From @RobGronkowski AKA New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski … - – – – - From @AaronCurry51 AKA Oakland Raiders linebacker Aaron Curry … Continue Reading →
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If You Want Great Talent Evaluation, You Want @Redskins

From @Redskins AKA official Twitter account of the Washington Redskins … - – – – - From @Coach_Lebo AKA Penn assistant basketball coach Dan Leibovitz … Continue Reading →
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Jose Canseco > Ponce de Leon

From @JoseCanseco AKA former MLB outfielder Jose Canseco … Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning’s Neck Surgery Was Done by a Yeti

From @GregAnthony50 AKA retired NBA guard Greg Anthony … Continue Reading →
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One of Her Crashes Must Have Damaged Her Ears and Brain

From @DanicaPatrick AKA race car driver Danica Patrick … Continue Reading →
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Jesus Christ Was a Known Steroids User

From @JoseCanseco AKA former major league outfielder Jose Canseco … Continue Reading →
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Athletes are Masters of Love

From @RickyWilliams AKA retired running back Ricky Williams … Continue Reading →
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The Super Bowl the Nation Got to Hear Tony Dungy Work Blue

From @TonyDungy AKA former NFL head coach Tony Dungy … Continue Reading →
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What month is it and who will win the Super Bowl?

From @RMundy29 AKA Pittsburgh Steelers safety Ryan Mundy … – – – – – From @bejones00 AKA Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones … Continue Reading →
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The Biggest Problem in Rap: SOLVED!

From @MNewhouse74 AKA Green Bay Packers offensive tackle Marshall Newhouse … But wait! There's more! Chad Ochocinco live-Tweeted the State of the Union Address! Continue Reading →