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It's All About Bums
West Coast bums are super aggressive..
— The Toddfather (@toddherremans) October 18, 2012
There's 4 total passengers on my flight n I just farted. That's a quick game of 'Who-Dunnit', lets see if they catch me
— Jared Odrick (@JaredOdrick98) October 19, 2012
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Science Fiction or Non-Fiction?
The matrix was too real
— Jahvid best (@J4hvidbest) October 8, 2012
Zombies anyone??
— Jeff Locke (@Jeff_Locke) October 12, 2012
October 5, 2012 Column
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Lots of Sack Talk
So tell me why the best things in life start with the letter B? – Beer, Brandon, BJ'S ..sigh #ItsTheLittleThings that matter most! #PoWwWwW
— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) September 30, 2012
In honor of the sports roots I've decided to rock the speedo, grape smuggler, banana hammock, etc for the whole race. #oldschool
— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) September 30, 2012
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Of Elevator and Confetti Farts
This lady definitely broke wind in the elevator before I got on…so uncouth…but touché to her…give me that opportunity ill take it
— David Price (@DAVIDprice14) September 26, 2012
Nightly hypothetical: burp colors OR fart confetti
— George Parros (@GeorgeParros) September 28, 2012
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Everyone Needs Good Financial Planning
Those helpless two weeks after the cable company changes your channel lineup is prob my best comparison for concussion recovery.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 16, 2012
Shit be crazy Gonna workout before I go to the hospital
— Sherron Collins(@SHERRONCOLLINS4) September 16, 2012
Looks like the Ravens lost today #SteelersNation.
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) September 16, 2012
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Joe Theismann Accidentally Questions Jay Cutler's Toughness
Kay Cutler running for life
— Joe Theismann (@Theismann7) September 9, 2012
Do girls fake grunt and moan while on the john in public just for fun or is that just something guys do?
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) September 14, 2012
Would poop be as gross if you couldnt smell it?
— The Toddfather (@toddherremans) September 10, 2012
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Baseball Managers Should Stay Off of Twitter
Apologies to the writers for being late to today's pregame session. My pedicure appointment ran a little late.
— Joe Maddon (@RaysJoeMaddon) September 5, 2012
tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol
— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
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Arian Foster Makes a Good Point
People say I can't be a vegan. But all Mario ate was flowers and mushrooms and look how big & strong he was. Plus he could spit fireballs.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) August 28, 2012
Our coaches passion for us enabled me and many more like me to always aspire for greatness! He never stopped believing g in us. I am licky
— Frank Martin (@FrankMartin_SC) August 25, 2012
August 24, 2012 Column
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Duh, Smush Parker is Playing for Guaros de Lara in Venezuela
Never ask for money through text messages that's just a sign of disrespect
— Jared Sullinger (@Jared_Sully0) August 23, 2012
Question were is smush parker
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) August 21, 2012
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Jose Canseco is Smarter than Albert Einstein
Yes time travel is possible. Will explain later.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 13, 2012
Only the Survive
— Mike Vick (@MikeVick) August 14, 2012
