This is how mascots transform into sad clowns.
Many porn mag photographer eventually become track and field photographers.
Picture A True Handstand
She can also stand on only one leg!
Tail as old as time, song as old as rhyme, roided-out beasts.
Let's hope he hands off the correct baton.
Picture The Ugliest Running Shoe Ever
It helps you run fast to get away from the people mocking you.
I think the announcer says: "He has brought himself great shame and must die."
Perhaps he thought it was just a sprint heat.
Perhaps the hurdles were set a few feet too high.
Picture Old People Are Slow
This is actually a video.