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Slowest Sprinter Ever

If he can cut 5 seconds off of his 100m, he'll be right there. Continue Reading →
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Pole Loses Pole Vault

In his country, pole vaults YOU! (Yeah, they don't always work.) Continue Reading →
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Invisible Hurdles

At the end of the race, she was awarded with an invisible medal. Continue Reading →
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Updated London 2012 Olympics Logo

It’s the only event the British team might win. Continue Reading →
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Shot-Putter’s Face Does Not Medal

His technique is to scare the shot to the desired distance. Continue Reading →
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Championship Hurdles Failure

That one mistake only lost her 9 seconds. Not too bad. Continue Reading →
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Runner’s Body Really Enjoys Running

I suppose you could say this runner comes first. Continue Reading →
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The World’s Least Popular Mascot

This is how mascots transform into sad clowns. Continue Reading →
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Track and Field Photographers Just Doing Their Job

Many porn mag photographer eventually become track and field photographers. Continue Reading →
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A True Handstand

She can also stand on only one leg! Continue Reading →
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Photographers Can’t Wait To See Horrible Beast Athlete

Tail as old as time, song as old as rhyme, roided-out beasts. Continue Reading →
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Jesus Tells Runner To Adjust His Junk

Let’s hope he hands off the correct baton. Continue Reading →
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The Ugliest Running Shoe Ever

It helps you run fast to get away from the people mocking you. Continue Reading →
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Japanese Marathon Runner Needs a GPS

I think the announcer says: "He has brought himself great shame and must die." Continue Reading →
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Chinese Hurdler is the Most Awesomely Destructive Hurdler of All-Time

Perhaps he thought it was just a sprint heat. Continue Reading →
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No One Died In This Filming of Girls’ Hurdles. Shockingly.

Perhaps the hurdles were set a few feet too high. Continue Reading →
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Old People Are Slow

This is actually a video. Continue Reading →
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Pole Vaulter Misses

This failed attempt landed him in last place, and really hard on the ground. Continue Reading →