VIDEO: No One Has Ever Failed This Bad at Hurdles

While not the most popular sport, hurdle fails are not rivaled by any other human failure activity. I will not argue this. Continue Reading →

Oscar Pistorius Promises New Drill Bit-Tipped Prosthetics Are Not for a Prison Escape

A South African judge has ruled Oscar Pistorius guilty of culpable homicide in the shooting death of his girlfriend. While not guilty of murder, Pistorius’ conviction can bring ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Norm Macdonald Explains Why He Doesn’t Like Oscar Pistorious

CBS needs a late-night host who is a strong supporter of the legged. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Japanese Man Sets World Record for 100m Running on All-Fours

Good job, humanity. We’re devolving.  Continue Reading →
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The 5 Worst Anti-Steroids Posters Ever

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VIDEO: Camera Guy Really Enjoys Filming Women’s Track and Field

He keeps the camera pretty steady for just using one hand. Continue Reading →

Duke Track and Field Remakes Backstreet Boys Song

It's multiple layers of douche. It's doucheception. Continue Reading →

Sometimes Wheaties is Flexible with Its “Breakfast of Champions” Slogan

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French Pole Vaulter Has a Very Bad Day

Maybe he would have cleared it if he hadn't used a long cigarette as his pole. Continue Reading →

Mo Farah Asked on TV if He’s Run Before

Other than some Olympics, nah. Continue Reading →

Report: Guy on Facebook Thinks Oscar Pistorius Did It

According to a guy on Facebook, track star and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius is "guilty as hell." "He got bail? You've got to be kidding me. Pistorius is guilty ... Continue Reading →

South African Police: Pistorius Case Aside, Famed “Bathroom Burglar” Still a Very Real Threat

While South African police maintain that runner Oscar Pistorius committed premeditated murder in the death of his girlfriend, officials do stress that citizens should remain on the ... Continue Reading →

ABC News Airs Oscar Pistorius Stump-Shooting Animation

It's hard to find good stump animators. Continue Reading →

Everyone in court high-fives after South African prosecutor says Pistorius’ case “doesn’t have a leg to stand on”

Gerri Nel, the South African prosecutor assigned to Oscar Pistorius' murder case, caused the courtroom to erupt into guffaws this morning when he stood up, cleared his throat ... Continue Reading →

Oscar Pistorius: “I wanted to prove that even so-called ‘disabled’ people can achieve terrible things”

Paralympic track legend Oscar Pistorius stands accused of murdering his girlfriend in cold blood, an act he reportedly has admitted to South African police in an inspirational confession. ... Continue Reading →

Distance Running Spiced Up with Tackling

It's about time that running has to deal with concussions, too. Continue Reading →

World’s Fastest High Schooler Closes Massive Relay Gap

Rarely does a second place finisher feel like such a loser. Continue Reading →

Would you take steroids if you were an athlete?

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