May 17, 2013
Opinion Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack
Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be "good." As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.
April 02, 2013
Video Jose Calderon Forgot What Team He Plays For
Who cares. Raptors, Pistons. Either locker room is depressing to go to.
February 13, 2013
Video Timofey Mozgov Fulfills Life's Role Again by Getting Dunked On
He should get posterizing contract incentives.
December 21, 2012
Picture Raptors' Forward Amir Johnson Gets Raptors Logo Shaved in His Head
Humiliating. He should have shaved in the logo of a good team.
March 28, 2012
Picture Science Says Kentuckians are as Intelligent as Charles Barkley
Kentucky: The Turrble State.
March 20, 2012
Picture Toronto Raptors Camouflage
They would blend in the best by dressing as empty seats.
January 20, 2012
Video Kanye West Would Like You to Vote Andrea Bargnani Into the All-Star Game
It's the greatest Canadian rap song since Snow's "Informer."


