Toronto Maple Leaf Daughters’ Letter Asking for Their Dads to Get Traded

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PICTURE: TSN’s “TradeCentre” Airs Tweet About Joffrey Lupul Banging Dion Phaneuf’s Wife

Maybe they’ll swap wives at the deadline? Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Maple Leafs Hockey is Like Watching Paint Dry

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PICTURE: Toronto Maple Leafs War Room is Not Very Active

Maybe they thought the deadline was a different day. Just a scheduling error. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Toronto Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford Wears NFL Tie While Admitting Crack Use

That tie is so old it has a Houston Oilers logo. You’d think an obese crackhead would care more about his appearance.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Toronto’s Jonathan Bernier Gives Up a Goal from 174-Feet

Still not a bad as losing a 4-1 lead in the 3rd period of a playoff elimination game. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Leafs Goalie Drew MacIntyre Has Helmet a Little Girl Would Love

A Care Bear. Roo. My Little Pony. All it’s missing is Justin Bieber. Continue Reading →

Blue Jays Fans are Very Mean to Boston Bruins Fan

Just imagine how much they'd boo someone in a Maple Leafs jersey. Continue Reading →

Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack

Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be “good.” As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place. Continue Reading →

Toronto Sun’s Cover is Mean to the Maple Leafs

It’s amazing they still have ideas for headlines about Toronto sports disappointment. Continue Reading →

Maple Leafs Radio Guy Has Epic Call on Series-Losing Goal

Sports announcers need to use "sucks" more. Continue Reading →

The Saddest Maple Leafs Fan Bro of All

Really, bro indeed. Continue Reading →

Milan Lucic Consoles Dion Phaneuf’s Crotch

Hey, that's Elisha Cuthbert's job, jerk. Continue Reading →

Canada Announces It is Quitting Hockey

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Maple Leafs Fan Ready for Boston Bombing Jokes

It’s funny because his team lost 5-2 in their first home playoff game in nine years. Continue Reading →

Staal Brothers > Toronto Maple Leafs

Most brothers can beat the Toronto Maple Leafs. Continue Reading →

Maple Leafs are Bad at Defense

Hey, Jordan Staal is kind of open. Little help. Continue Reading →

Luongo Unchained

Hockey is way more violent than Tarantino movies. Continue Reading →