They got those signs at Kinko's.
Picture 1980s Night at the SkyDome
It's just nice to see a Canadian sports team have a non-riot night.
From becoming a great player to getting a medical degree, he's had an amazing few years.
It's about time these women start getting some deserved attention.
Picture Tiny Jose Bautista
There are rumors he's using tiny steroids.
Two years ago, Bautista got 11 votes. All accidental.
"In Jose's defense, he has never failed a drug test," said commissioner Bud Selig. "On the other hand, last year at age 29 he suddenly transformed from an established turd of a player with middling home run ability into the most dominating power force the sport has seen in a decade. Sooooooooo yeah."
Bautista maintains his innocence and says he will appeal the suspension. But there is very little he can do. According to Selig, an anonymous poll was taken of everyone in baseball players, coaches, front office executives and fans and 100-percent said they believe Bautista is definitely using something, a unanimous result which triggers the allowance for suspension.
According to one player who asked to remain anonymous, he has heard rumors that Bautista is a deformed tumor that grew off of one of Barry Bonds' pec muscles, was surgically removed, incubated for a year, and then placed into the middle of Toronto's lineup.
"It seems unlikely, I suppose," said the player. "But where else did he come from? The Pirates? That's absolutely ridiculous."
Picture Blue Jays Fan Loves BJs
Nine BJs? That seems greedy. (via Buzzfeed)