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Video No One Likes Mark DeRosa

This is how you're treated when you hit .218.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays   Mark DeRosa
May 17, 2013

Opinion Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack

Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be "good." As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.

Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack - Image 1
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April 03, 2013

Video Crazed Blue Jays Fan Wields Bat

Canada is a dangerous place full of psychopaths.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays
April 03, 2013

Video Toronto Blue Jays Fan Bros (ToronBros?) Keep It Classy Next to Grandma

Many great comedians have come from Canada.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays
December 18, 2012

Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?

Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far? poll results
  • Josh Hamilton, LAA - he will fit perfectly into the Angels' lineup of overpaid older guys who watch Mike Trout do everything
  • B.J. Upton, ATL - the Braves are confident that all great players probably suddenly start playing up to their potential in their 9th season in the majors
  • Torii Hunter, DET - he fills Detroit's need for a non-morbidly obese position player and he was also a childhood friend of Jim Leyland's
  • Jose Reyes, TOR - the Blue Jays hope he can be an improvement over Yunel Escobar at shortstop by getting on base and not hating gay people
  • Russell Martin, PIT - if giving $17 million to a catcher with a .211 batting average won't get the Pirates a winning season, then nothing will
  • Zach Greinke, LAD - not having a big enough payroll is what kept the Dodgers out of the playoffs last year and they won't let that happen ever again
  • R.A. Dickey, TOR - even if he pitches nowhere close to his Cy Young performance, he'll keep the clubhouse loose with hilarious tales of playing for the Mets
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November 14, 2012

Picture New Mexico Hates Canada

Not surprising. They had a choice to go by New Canada or New Mexico and chose the latter.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays   Miami Marlins
September 18, 2012

Picture Homophobic Yunel Escobar Becomes ... Religious Yunel Escobar

Going Old Testament on people works every time!

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays   Yunel Escobar
April 10, 2012

Picture Skanky Blue Jays Fans Love J.P. Arencibia

Her dugout is covered in spit and tobacco.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays   J.P. Arencibia
March 02, 2012

Video J.P. Arencibia Nails a Tim Kurkjian Impression

Kurkjian can probably do a great impression of coming in 4th place every year.

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Filed Under   MLB   Toronto Blue Jays   J.P. Arencibia
September 12, 2011

Picture Rookie Hazing: The Best Part of Major League Baseball

In the '90s, rookies were hazed by not being given steroids.

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