May 17, 2013
Opinion Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack
Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be "good." As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.
Video Crazed Blue Jays Fan Wields Bat
Canada is a dangerous place full of psychopaths.
Video Toronto Blue Jays Fan Bros (ToronBros?) Keep It Classy Next to Grandma
Many great comedians have come from Canada.
December 18, 2012
Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?
- Josh Hamilton, LAA - he will fit perfectly into the Angels' lineup of overpaid older guys who watch Mike Trout do everything
- B.J. Upton, ATL - the Braves are confident that all great players probably suddenly start playing up to their potential in their 9th season in the majors
- Torii Hunter, DET - he fills Detroit's need for a non-morbidly obese position player and he was also a childhood friend of Jim Leyland's
- Jose Reyes, TOR - the Blue Jays hope he can be an improvement over Yunel Escobar at shortstop by getting on base and not hating gay people
- Russell Martin, PIT - if giving $17 million to a catcher with a .211 batting average won't get the Pirates a winning season, then nothing will
- Zach Greinke, LAD - not having a big enough payroll is what kept the Dodgers out of the playoffs last year and they won't let that happen ever again
- R.A. Dickey, TOR - even if he pitches nowhere close to his Cy Young performance, he'll keep the clubhouse loose with hilarious tales of playing for the Mets
You have voted for this poll.
Picture New Mexico Hates Canada
Not surprising. They had a choice to go by New Canada or New Mexico and chose the latter.
Picture Homophobic Yunel Escobar Becomes ... Religious Yunel Escobar
Going Old Testament on people works every time!
Picture Skanky Blue Jays Fans Love J.P. Arencibia
Her dugout is covered in spit and tobacco.
Video J.P. Arencibia Nails a Tim Kurkjian Impression
Kurkjian can probably do a great impression of coming in 4th place every year.
Picture Rookie Hazing: The Best Part of Major League Baseball
In the '90s, rookies were hazed by not being given steroids.
