Video Jose Bautista and Munenori Kawasaki Have a Very Sensual Pregame Stretch
No wonder baseball players are such finely-tuned specimens.
Video Blue Jays Fans are Very Mean to Boston Bruins Fan
Just imagine how much they'd boo someone in a Maple Leafs jersey.
Video Blue Jays Fan Sucks at Celebrating
Blue Jays fans don't get many chances to celebrate.
Picture Toronto's Starting Rotation is a Murderer's Row of Dick Jokes
Wait until they call up Schlong and Wunidesnaik from the minors.
Video Blue Jays' Munenori Kawasaki is the Greatest Toronto Sports Thing
Loved him in "Major League II."
May 17, 2013
Opinion Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack
Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be "good." As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.
Video Crazed Blue Jays Fan Wields Bat
Canada is a dangerous place full of psychopaths.
Video Toronto Blue Jays Fan Bros (ToronBros?) Keep It Classy Next to Grandma
Many great comedians have come from Canada.
December 18, 2012
Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?
- Josh Hamilton, LAA - he will fit perfectly into the Angels' lineup of overpaid older guys who watch Mike Trout do everything
- B.J. Upton, ATL - the Braves are confident that all great players probably suddenly start playing up to their potential in their 9th season in the majors
- Torii Hunter, DET - he fills Detroit's need for a non-morbidly obese position player and he was also a childhood friend of Jim Leyland's
- Jose Reyes, TOR - the Blue Jays hope he can be an improvement over Yunel Escobar at shortstop by getting on base and not hating gay people
- Russell Martin, PIT - if giving $17 million to a catcher with a .211 batting average won't get the Pirates a winning season, then nothing will
- Zach Greinke, LAD - not having a big enough payroll is what kept the Dodgers out of the playoffs last year and they won't let that happen ever again
- R.A. Dickey, TOR - even if he pitches nowhere close to his Cy Young performance, he'll keep the clubhouse loose with hilarious tales of playing for the Mets
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