Picture Tony Romo and Pee-Wee Herman
Pick which one you'd rather have starting a playoff game for you.
"I started making plans for a fall away from football," said Romo. "I had trips to Myrtle Beach planned, Pebble Beach, I was even playing to play St. Andrews. Now all of that is ruined."
Romo missed much of last season due to injury and has been away from football activities for almost a year, a period he has used to really work on his short game.
"I remember right when I went down, I knew it was serious enough that I wasn't going to be able to play football for the rest of the season, but not so serious that I'd have to stop playing golf," he said. "It was the best moment of my career."
The quarterback said he would have spent more time around the Cowboys facility, but "the new Cowboy Stadium turf is nice. However, the scoreboard is so low it's hard to hit wedges. I wish they would have consulted me about that."
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo attended Eastern Illinois University. If you have ever wondered if EIU has a broadcasting major, they do. And it's as prestigious as they're field goal holding major.
News Dear Jessica ...
I am sorry. But our relationship is over. I enjoyed our time as a couple, but I don't think there is a future for us.
Know that I will always think of you fondly. As proof of that, I wrote this note on a napkin as I can guess you're already well into a box of donuts after reading the first few sentences and probably need to wipe some jelly or powdered sugar off your lips. You're welcome.
If you are still reading and this part of the napkin note hasn't been covered over by a smear of chocolate frosting, I want you to know that you are a great girl, Jessica. To paraphrase your father, who I think put it best: You are just a sexy girl. Put you in a t-shirt or a bustier, you're sexy in both. You've got double-Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!
I just wish that was enough.
Tell your creepy father goodbye for me.
And please don't get too fat in case I decide I want to get back together with you.