Picture Large Head Tony Dungy
Yet the part of his brain that controls personality is incredibly small.
"There are a lot of things that can be a distraction to a modern athlete's neck," said Dungy, who has written self-help books and mentored Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress and others since stepping away from coaching. "But I find that if a neck just stays looking ahead at the Lord, it doesn't need to twist or turn, so it will never get hurt. Jesus saves necks."
Manning underwent offseason neck surgery on May 23rd, but his rehab and arm strength have plateaued and it is expected that he will miss the Colts' season opener, if not more games, and end his consecutive starts streak at 208.
"It's been frustrating, obviously," said Manning. "But I do feel like I'm getting closer to being 100-percent again. I just need rehab and rest. Unfortunately, it's been tough to do either the last few days with Tony always appearing out of nowhere to try to talk to my neck or pray for my neck. He was a pretty good coach, I guess, but he's super weird."
Look. Even the dog is laughing at how ugly she is.
Oh, come on. Don't pretend you don't know what you just did. It was an abomination. And if you truly don't know what you just did or think what you did was okay, well then your moral code is more wicked than Tony Dungy imagined.
So that makes you either a sinner or truly evil. Either way, you're going to have to start living the right way or risk the continued scorn of Tony Dungy.