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His throwing motion is wiggity wiggity wack.
News Nuggets Sign Tim Tebow to Play PG: "We're not concerned by his apparent lack of basketball skills"
"Winners are winners and sports are sports," said Masai Ujiri, Nuggets vice president of basketball operations. "We are confident Tim Tebow's intangibles will translate onto the basketball court."
Tebow has little basketball experience and hasn't played the sport competitively since he was a teenager. Yet Ujiri and Nuggets head coach George Karl were impressed by Tebow in a brief workout yesterday at the Pepsi Center.
"His shot looked awkward and very inaccurate," said Karl. "In fact, watching him practice made me both angry and nauseous. John Fox tells me that means that magic is right around the corner."
Picture Now Dogs are Tebowing
All dogs don't go to heaven. But this one will.
Defense wins championships. But not as many as Jesus does.
The 4th quarter exam counts for 100-percent of your grade.
Yeah, Tebow. What's wrong with your throwing mechanisms.
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Everyone used to laugh and call Tim Tebow names. But one day his coach was forced to start him. Thanks to the bright light that exudes from him for all to see, Tebow got the job done and everyone loved him and shouted out with glee. Tebow went down in history.
"A Christmas Carol"
A mean, old boss (Scrooge Elway) mistreats his best employee (Tebow Cratchit) even though Tebow is a hard worker who is dedicated to the company and makes it a success.
One night, Scrooge Elway is visited by three ghosts: the Ghost of Christmas Past, who shows him horrifying footage of Kyle Orton; the Ghost of Christmas Present, who takes him to see another miraculous late-game Tebow comeback; and, finally, the Ghost of Christmas Future, who shows Scrooge Elway a post-Super Bowl championship victory speech by Tebow, in which Tebow asks everyone to remember Elway, recently dead due to lightning strike.
Scrooge Elway comes to realize the error of his ways and accepts and loves Tebow. In doing so, Elway receives salvation.
Picture Tecmo Tebow
There were only two passing plays in Tecmo Bowl. Tebow would have loved it.