Opinion Tim Tebow's 10 Best Pickup Lines
Tim Tebow reportedly has a girlfriend – actress Camilla Belle. How did Tebow get a girlfriend? Here are his 10 best pickup lines.
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Hey, girl. Pretend you're me on the Jets and back that thang up.
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I want to take you back to my place and respect your virginity all night long.
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I've seen a lot of bad passes in my day, but I've never wanted one to be successful more than this one.
Picture Michael Vick is a Better Christian Than Tim Tebow
Vick isn't a Christian. He just has to give the football over to his creditors.
Video CNBC Asks Important Business Question: "Is Tim Tebow still a virgin"
This could impact the stock price of Trojan Condoms.
News Tim Tebow Searching for Good Bible Verse to Share with Mark Sanchez About Dealing with Getting Benched
"Mark is going to have to go through a really tough time soon and I'd love to be able to minister to him with scripture about losing your starting job and riding the pine," said Tebow. "I want to uplift Mark's spirits with healing words from Jesus Christ just as much as I want to uplift the quarterback play of the Jets."
Unfortunately, Tebow says he has not yet been able to find a verse that specifically addresses getting benched.
"I was hoping for something like: 'And Jesus said to Peter: He that hath been benched can focus on improving his throwing mechanics to the glory of the Father,'" said Tebow. "But believe it or not, there's pretty much nothing in the Bible about sports. Which is weird, because we all know that God is a big sports fan."
Picture Make it Stop: Tim Tebow Referenced Regarding Vice Presidential Debate
Let's just make Tebow president … no, king … already.
Picture NFL.com Officially Renames the Jets "Tebow"
God is the editor of NFL.com.
Video Tim Tebow (Ludacris Parody)
Animation is required to give Tebow a NFL-quality throwing motion.
Picture Tim Tebow's Heisman Portrait Got Destroyed
That artist who retouched it must have studied art at an SEC school.
Video Sad Woman Hoping to Get a Tebow Date Via Facebook
Who needs Facebook with that sexy camo jersey?
