Opinion Tim Tebow's 10 Best Pickup Lines
Tim Tebow reportedly has a girlfriend actress Camilla Belle. How did Tebow get a girlfriend? Here are his 10 best pickup lines.
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Hey, girl. Pretend you're me on the Jets and back that thang up.
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I want to take you back to my place and respect your virginity all night long.
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I've seen a lot of bad passes in my day, but I've never wanted one to be successful more than this one.
Vick isn't a Christian. He just has to give the football over to his creditors.
This could impact the stock price of Trojan Condoms.
News Tim Tebow Searching for Good Bible Verse to Share with Mark Sanchez About Dealing with Getting Benched
"Mark is going to have to go through a really tough time soon and I'd love to be able to minister to him with scripture about losing your starting job and riding the pine," said Tebow. "I want to uplift Mark's spirits with healing words from Jesus Christ just as much as I want to uplift the quarterback play of the Jets."
Unfortunately, Tebow says he has not yet been able to find a verse that specifically addresses getting benched.
"I was hoping for something like: 'And Jesus said to Peter: He that hath been benched can focus on improving his throwing mechanics to the glory of the Father,'" said Tebow. "But believe it or not, there's pretty much nothing in the Bible about sports. Which is weird, because we all know that God is a big sports fan."
Let's just make Tebow president no, king already.
God is the editor of NFL.com.
Animation is required to give Tebow a NFL-quality throwing motion.
That artist who retouched it must have studied art at an SEC school.
Must be a Tebow news day.
Who needs Facebook with that sexy camo jersey?