"Yep, from what I'm hearing, He is coming down for it," said Broncos media relations director, Jimmy Lester. "He would be watching it anyway, of course, but He wants to experience the atmosphere in the stadium firsthand."
The game will be held in Miami in Tebow's home state, and tickets were already hard to come by. Now prices have skyrocketed with word of Jesus Christ's planned attendance.
"I'm so pumped for this game!" said one Dolphins season ticket holder. "I want to tailgate and party with the J-man! Can you imagine how awesome he'd be at a tailgate? Making water into wine, growing your food exponentially the dude parties like a rock star!"
I think both sides can agree that Kyle Orton should be sent on a Trail of Tears.
Tim Tebow doesn't care for secular music.
Tebow still thinks girls have cooties.
Picture Wyoming is Tebow Country
If you're bigger into Tebow than Colorado and Florida, that's not fandom. That's a cult.
The exponential rise of the now Kyle Orton backup and also Brady Quinn backup and possibly Adam Weber backup to the top in the jerseys handed down to younger cousins rankings, while incredibly rapid, is not unprecedented. After Tom Brady led the New England Patriots to victory in Super Bowl XXXVI, older cousins could hardly wait to unload their Drew Bledsoe jerseys on their younger, unknowing relatives.
"I was a fan of [Bledsoe's] for the longest time," said former younger cousin, Mark Tanner of Waterford, Conn. "All because of that one stupid jersey. I don't even like the Patriots."
Luckily, for Mark, he was smart enough to cut ties when the battered veteran's erratic play led to Tony Romo becoming an NFL starter.
"I don't want that on my conscience. I can't even imagine what those kids having Tebow forced on them are going to have to deal with when they're my age," he said. "I'd pray for them, but that's just what that Tebow wants."
Picture Alabama TBOCRY License Plate
Alabama never saw someone cry harder than Tebow did that day.
Tebow will rise and become the starter after 3 games.