News Despondent Tim Tebow Questioning the Existence of God After First Official Day as a New York Jet
“Tim is in a very dark place right now,” said his brother, Robbie Tebow. “He’s not sure if there’s anything to live for or if there is any good in the world. This is new for him. He’s questioning everything and the only answers he’s finding our hopelessness and despair. The Jets have killed his soul.”
The quarterback’s brother admits he saw this coming.
“Ever since he was a little kid, Tim had an unshakeable faith in Jesus Christ. Everyone who knew him knew he walked the walk and was sincere in his faith,” said Robbie. “But when I found out he got traded to the Jets, well … I can’t say I didn’t expect this. I really don’t see how it’s possible to be a Jet and live with Christ’s joy. God is powerful, but even the creator of the universe is weak in the face of that level of failure and debauchery.”
Tebow reported to the Jets team facility Monday morning in his usual upbeat, outgoing manner, shaking hands and laughing with teammates. But not five minutes later, a change in mood started to appear.
Video Rob Gronkowski Says He Would Make Sweet Love to Tim Tebow
So would America, Rob. This is not news.
Opinion 8 Real, Homemade Tim Tebow Items Being Sold on Etsy.com
Item #1: Broncos TEBOW (15) Painted Key
Price: $7
Actual product description: “Are you a Tim Tebow fan? Add this key to your key chain and proclaim your support in everyday situations—even when all your other sports gear is in the wash!”
Should you buy one?: Yes! Look at that blue and orange marker craftsmanship! If you don’t buy one, you’ll crush the entrepreneurial spirit of the 4th grader who made this.
Picture Sarah Palin and Her Huge Family Loves Tim Tebow
One day he may play for Anchorage's semi-pro team.
Video Tim Tebow Claims to be "Excited" About being a New York Jet
Now let's see how many times you can see "repetitive."
Picture New York Post is Hiring Headline Writers for Tim Tebow's Jets Career
With Linsanity recurring and A-Fraud season starting up, they need to staff up.
News Televangelist Pat Robertson Snitches on God's Bounty Program
While discussing the Denver Broncos’ replacement of Tim Tebow, Robertson stated that Denver treated Tebow “shabbily” and went on to say: “OK, so Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he’s been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right.”
The statement pulled the curtain back on the inner workings of God’s involvement in sports and opened up Robertson and the creator of the universe to criticism.
“Let me be very clear – anyone who tries to hurt NFL players is open to a severe punishment, including God,” said commissioner Roger Goodell. “In fact, the punishment is greater for someone in authority, as I exhibited with Sean Payton. God would be in for a much greater suspension than one year.”
Video The Tim Tebow Trade Taiwanese Animation
Cartoon Tebow is a missionary in Taiwan.
Video Rex Ryan Gets Tebowed for the First Time
Well, second time if you count when Tebow hilariously beat the Jets.
Picture New Movie About Jets Quarterbacks
Beware. Halfway through there is a graphic foot sex scene.
