Picture NY Post Has a Subtle Tiger Woods Headline
The NY Post, for when TMZ won't look at your resume.
Opinion How to Write a Golf Column About Tiger Woods
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It has been …
weeks
months
years
… since Tiger Woods last won a major. Already the whispers have started:
"Has he clinched his crown as the greatest golfer ever?"
"Is he in a slump?"
"Has the sport passed him by for good?"
Yet as …
good
bad
… as he has been, you can't discount the presence of …
Phil Mickelson.
golf's young guns.
doubts about his character.
Picture America Still Confident That Phil Mickelson is a Choker
At times like this I remember what a great country this is.
Picture Tiger Likes Being On This Magazine Rack
Someone tell Derrick Rose to wake up. (via Midwest Sports Fans)
News Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend Likely Just Trying to Gain Access to World No. 1 Martin Kaymer
But since the two started being seen together a few months ago, whispers have grown around the golf world that Lahti Johnston is simply dating Woods in hopes she can catch the eye of Martin Kaymer, the No. 1 ranked golfer in the world.
"People want to be with the best," said former British Open champion Stewart Cink. "We saw all the tail Tiger got when he was No. 1. And now it's Martin's turn up top. You really can't get any hotter than Martin Kaymer right now. I mean, that guy is an international superstar! If I was Tiger, I would be very skeptical of this girl's intentions."
"It's not just the fact that Martin is ranked No. 1 while Tiger is only No. 3," said Steve Stricker. "Martin also has impeccably pleated pants and I'd guess at least 300 different colors of polo shirts. Throw in that German accent and an incredibly awkward manner around girls that can be interpreted as being shy, and he's got golf groupies all over him. They want in on that total package."
Video Farting Interrupts Tiger Woods-Graeme McDowell Match
Outside of insulting women, farting is the peak of golf humor.
Video Tiger Woods Loogies the Green
That will help a golfer behind him hold the green.
Picture A New Golfer for Dave Chappelle's Racial Draft
He has a black hat. Does that count?
Opinion 2010 Sports Punchline Honoree: Tiger Woods
Taking a look at the biggest sports punchlines of 2010…
Tiger's humiliating downfall began at the end of 2009. But it was in 2010 that he truly hit rock bottom with sex rehab, the press conference, the divorce and the being mediocre at golf.
And while all that was bad, the true bottom for Tiger Woods came on April 10, 2010, when, according to Internet research firms, 100-percent of e-mails sent that day were Tiger Woods joke forwards. Yes, the man who just months before was seen as the perfect athlete on and off the course was the subject of an e-mail forward from your Aunt Cindy that included 17 golf/sex euphemisms.
But that e-mail forward from you Aunt Cindy also began Tiger Woods' comeback. Every possible joke about him had been made. Tiger Woods jokes quickly became groan-inducing — like a Perkins waitress with a big rack. (See?)
Farewell, 2010. And farewell to Tiger Woods-as-punchline. In 2011 we want to see you wiggle your shaft, grab your balls and put it in the hole again and again on the way to a 69. And we won't even laugh. We promise.
