Picture New York Post's Classiest Headline Yet
Golf is classy. It's referred to as an intercourse scandal.
News Tiger Woods' Caddy Wins Golf Tournament by 5 Strokes
“It’s great to finally get back in the win column,” said LaCava, who was clearly relieved to have his title drought at an end. “I was tired of hearing all the caddy critics out there saying that ‘Joe LaCava is never going to win another golf tournament.’ Well, in your face. I’m a champion again.”
LaCava entered Sunday’s final round with a 1-stroke lead but said he felt confident he was going to win.
“Everything was going great, you know? It was just one of those days,” he said. “The strap of the golf bag felt really good on my shoulder, when I would put the clubs back in the bag, they’d slide right in and not get jammed on the other clubs. I peeled a perfect banana. And one time I said ’7-iron here’ … but then the wind picked up and I said, ‘No, go 8-iron,’ and the eight turned out to be the right club. I was in a zone.”
Video Tiger Woods Fan an Even Bigger Mashed Potatoes Fan
It's probably some weird sex term.
Picture Classy Tiger Woods Art
Unfortunately, today's Tiger would probably miss the hole.
Video Tiger Woods Still Has One Big Fan
He'd be even more excited about an exciting sport.
News PGA to "Tiger-Proof" Courses by Putting Protective Barriers Around Fairways and Greens
“Back when he was dominating everyone, we ‘Tiger-proofed’ a lot of our courses to prevent him from winning every tournament,” said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. “Now that things have changed, I thought it was only fair that we did him a favor and gave him a little bit of help.”
Had courses not been “Tiger-proofed” a decade ago, it is likely Woods would have already passed Jack Nicklaus for the most major victories. But now Finchem says the course changes are “more of an insurance liability thing. We can’t have people getting drilled over and over by hard, golf balls hurtling through the air. Tiger is going to kill someone.”
Video Taiwanese Animation of Tiger Firing His Caddie
He should have quit for always getting kicked off of things.




