April 05, 2012

Picture Montana Loves it Some Tiger Woods

He once did a stripper named Montana.

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Filed Under   golf   Tiger Woods
March 26, 2012

Picture New York Post's Classiest Headline Yet

Golf is classy. It's referred to as an intercourse scandal.

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by DJ Gallo / March 26, 2012

News Tiger Woods' Caddy Wins Golf Tournament by 5 Strokes

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Joe LaCava won his first golf tournament since caddying Dustin Johnson to a victory seven months ago with a 5-shot victory Sunday at the Arnold Palmer Invitational. LaCava was joined in victory by Tiger Woods.

“It’s great to finally get back in the win column,” said LaCava, who was clearly relieved to have his title drought at an end. “I was tired of hearing all the caddy critics out there saying that ‘Joe LaCava is never going to win another golf tournament.’ Well, in your face. I’m a champion again.”

LaCava entered Sunday’s final round with a 1-stroke lead but said he felt confident he was going to win.

“Everything was going great, you know? It was just one of those days,” he said. “The strap of the golf bag felt really good on my shoulder, when I would put the clubs back in the bag, they’d slide right in and not get jammed on the other clubs. I peeled a perfect banana. And one time I said ’7-iron here’ … but then the wind picked up and I said, ‘No, go 8-iron,’ and the eight turned out to be the right club. I was in a zone.”

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by DJ Gallo / March 01, 2012

Opinion Alternate Titles for the Tiger Woods Tell-All "The Big Miss"

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December 06, 2011

Video Tiger Woods Fan an Even Bigger Mashed Potatoes Fan

It's probably some weird sex term.

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Filed Under   golf   Tiger Woods
August 18, 2011

Picture Classy Tiger Woods Art

Unfortunately, today's Tiger would probably miss the hole.

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August 15, 2011

Video Tiger Woods Still Has One Big Fan

He'd be even more excited about an exciting sport.

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by DJ Gallo / August 12, 2011

News PGA to "Tiger-Proof" Courses by Putting Protective Barriers Around Fairways and Greens

The PGA Tour announced today that all future tournament courses will be retrofitted with protective nets and a barriers along the fairway and greens to protect patrons from getting hit by wayward Tiger Woods’ shots. The barriers will also allow Woods to keep his ball in play more often, increasing his chances of finding the tournament leaderboard again.

“Back when he was dominating everyone, we ‘Tiger-proofed’ a lot of our courses to prevent him from winning every tournament,” said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. “Now that things have changed, I thought it was only fair that we did him a favor and gave him a little bit of help.”

Had courses not been “Tiger-proofed” a decade ago, it is likely Woods would have already passed Jack Nicklaus for the most major victories. But now Finchem says the course changes are “more of an insurance liability thing. We can’t have people getting drilled over and over by hard, golf balls hurtling through the air. Tiger is going to kill someone.”

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by DJ Gallo / July 24, 2011

Opinion Application Form to be Tiger Woods' New Caddy

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Filed Under   golf   Tiger Woods
July 21, 2011

Video Taiwanese Animation of Tiger Firing His Caddie

He should have quit for always getting kicked off of things.

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