Picture Hitting Four Home Runs Doesn't Make You Cool
He took up baseball when his '90s boy band folded.
News Classy Josh Hamilton Dedicates 4 HRs to the Memory of Albert Pujols
"None of this would've been possible without God at my side, but I truly have to thank Albert Pujols for setting such an inspirational example," said Hamilton in a postgame press conference. "Tonight goes out to you, Albert. We miss you."
Leading the league with 14 long balls, Hamilton has been exacting an uncanny Pujols impression in the first month of the season. His astonishingly quick swing, delivered with brutal precision, is a ghostly reminder of Pujols' storied career with the St. Louis Cardinals, where he established himself as the most feared hitter of his generation.
"I know he's not with us anymore, but I can't shake the feeling that Albert was helping me tonight," said Hamilton. "I'd like to think his spirit lives through my bat."
Opinion Extensive Photo and Video Evidence There is Something Seriously Wrong with Texas Rangers Fans
Photo Evidence
Video Rangers Fans Happy About Making Little Kid Cry
They'll be sad to know that their souvenir baseball will quickly burn up in hell beside them.
Picture Texas Rangers Fan Likes Baseball More than Spelling
Don't laugh at him. He's probably carrying a gun.
Video Texas Fan Acts Like a Fan from Texas
Looks like someone got into Ron Washington's stash.
Video World's Biggest Yu Darvish Fan
Some context: this guy once was just excited about Daisuke Matsuzaka.
