Rangers Excited to See Yu Darvish Throw His Gyroball

The Texas Rangers won the negotiating rights to star Japanese pitcher Yu Darvish, paying $51.7 million to the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters. Now the Rangers eagerly wait to sign Darvish ... Continue Reading →

Free Agent Pitcher C.J. Wilson Comes to Terms with His Mortality

Free agent starter C.J. Wilson, the most sought after pitcher on the market, announced today that he has come to terms with his mortality following some extreme turbulence he experienced ... Continue Reading →

Texas Rangers World Series Champions Tattoo

He obviously though the World Series was Best-of-5. Continue Reading →

Missouri Felt the World Series Was Pretty Good

I guess they just really like Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Continue Reading →

Alex Rodriguez Strikes Out to End Cardinals-Rangers World Series

The Cardinals-Rangers World Series ended in an odd, yet unsurprising way Friday night, as New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez struck out for the third and final out in the ... Continue Reading →

1980s Ron Washington Considers the Popularity of Cocaine

That guy looks like he was straight-edge. Continue Reading →

Mike Napoli’s Foot is Very Bendy

It’s okay. His entire body is made of taffy. Continue Reading →

Missourians Will Happily Take the Blame for Tony LaRussa’s Bullpen Mismanagement

Usually in these polls, Ron Washington only takes Texas, Washington and Washington, D.C. Continue Reading →

The Texas Rangers’ Dancing Grounds Crew Man

His greatest talents are not with a rake. Good for him. Continue Reading →

Rangers Fans Loves the Rangers

His "Walker, Texas Ranger" t-shirt was in the wash. Continue Reading →

World Series Viewing BINGO

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Cardinals Fans Feeling Pretty Confident About the Cardinals

Cruel twist to not shade Missouri red, SportsNation. You’re lucky their fans are too nice to care. Continue Reading →

MLB’s Honest World Series Marketing Campaign

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