VIDEO: Miss Texas Throws New Worst First Pitch Ever

See should hook up with 50 Cent to conceive the worst pitcher ever. - – - – - Also see … VIDEO: If 50 Cent pitched to Bartolo Colon SP’s MLB page Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Leonys Martin Takes a Fly Ball to the Head

2014: The Year the Houston Astros played a whole season in disguise as the Texas Rangers. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Texas Rangers Fans Are Too Dumb to Do the Wave Without Injuring Themselves

It’s probably because every time a Texas resident stands up, a gun falls out of their pocket. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Smooth Little Kid Gives Extra Baseball to Pretty Teenage Girl

He is no doubt the king at Bill Clinton Elementary. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Texas Rangers Fan Sign Foiled by Texas Education

Don’t say anything to the kid. He’s probably armed. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Texas Rangers Broadcaster Thinks Little Mark is a Little Girl

Texas fathers tend not to enjoy it when their sons are called girls. Continue Reading →

“Hello. Yes, this is dog. Yes, I’m interested in Rangers tickets.”

You already have a fur coat, you pussy/dog. Continue Reading →

Astros Fan’s Polite Reaction to Yu Darvish’s Lost Perfect Game

Maybe he’s just showing that they got one hit. Continue Reading →

Mini Yu Darvish

He’s just like Yu Darvish, only without the pitching ability. Continue Reading →

Texas Rangers Urged to Not Choke Like Tony Romo

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the collapsing. Continue Reading →

Rangers Fan Curses Her Mom a Happy Birthday

And many goddam more, you bitch. Continue Reading →

Crazy-Faced Woman Texas Rangers Fan

They haven’t had someone that artificial since Jose Canseco. BaZING! Continue Reading →

Rangers Fan Does the Worm After Catching HR Ball

Your browser does not support iframes. Most baseball players would go on the DL if they tried that. Continue Reading →