You already have a fur coat, you pussy/dog.
Maybe he's just showing that they got one hit.
Picture Mini Yu Darvish
He's just like Yu Darvish, only without the pitching ability.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the collapsing.
And many goddam more, you bitch.
They haven't had someone that artificial since Jose Canseco. BaZING!
Most baseball players would go on the DL if they tried that.
Forrest Gump throws better.
You can hide your drugs in it.
Wait. Why are Austrian papers covering baseball?