Johnny Manziel Aces His “Halo 4” Final

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel completed his final spring semester exam today by acing his Halo 4 final. Conducted on Manziel's leather living room couch in front of ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Signs 5-Year, $150 Million Deal with Dallas Cowboys Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants

The Dallas Cowboys made the first big splash of the 2013 NFL free agent signing season by inking Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel to a five-year, $150 million contract that ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s 2013 Spring Semester Class Schedule at Texas A&M

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The SEC Even Wins at Football Girlfriends

Maybe parts of them are fake. Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel is Letting Manti Te’o Borrow Some of His REAL Girlfriends

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The AT&T “Hello” Commercial: Now with Johnny Manziel

Bob Stoops is a bad sport. Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel is Johnny Nerdball

He is going to use his Heisman to play with his action figures. Continue Reading →

Ref Falling Over is the Highlight of the Cotton Bowl

Perhaps he was just floored by the greatness of Johnny Football. Continue Reading →

Who do you think should win the Heisman Trophy?

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Johnny Football Haircut

Johnny Manziel should get that haircut. Continue Reading →

Some Texas Mom Sings Love Song to “Johnny Football” Johnny Manziel

This seems as good a reason as any to not give him the Heisman. Continue Reading →

Suggested “College GameDay” Signs of the Week: Florida at Texas A&M

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Texas A&M’s Kevin Sumlin is Looking Pale

Must be the pressure of the SEC. Continue Reading →

Texas A&M Has Already Embarrassed the SEC

Maybe the SEC should have taken West Virginia after all. Continue Reading →

North Carolina is Going to Get Killed in Football This Season

At least they won’t have to play Missouri. Continue Reading →

Texas A&M’s Biblical Baylor Billboard

WWJD about conference expansion? Continue Reading →
NCAA Second Round: Texas A&M Aggies v Connecticut Huskies

"But how will conference realignment affect basketball?" Asks Moron

Texas A&M Board of Regents member Marsha Keaton expressed reservations today about the school's move to the Southeastern Conference, asking fellow board members if anyone ... Continue Reading →

Nebraska Player Receives On-Field Colorectal Exam from Texas A&M Opponent

I wonder if his insurance will cover that. Continue Reading →