Johnny Manziel Wakes Up from 11-Month Bender: “Did anything happen?”

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel woke up early this afternoon from an 11-month, drunken bender that stretched from his entire first season under center through late last night. The ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s OFFICIAL Apology Statement Template

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Johnny Manziel Apologizes to Texas A&M Staff for Not Being Able to Hold His Liquor

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel apologized today to head coach Kevin Sumlin and other members of the Aggie coaching staff for an incident which led to him being sent home early ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s WebMD Searches

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NCAA 14 Thinks Johnny Manziel’s Late Nights Will Rapidly Age Him

“But that’s not really supposed to be Manziel.” AHHHHHHHHahahahaha. Good one, NCAA. Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Aces His “Halo 4″ Final

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel completed his final spring semester exam today by acing his Halo 4 final. Conducted on Manziel's leather living room couch in front of ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Signs 5-Year, $150 Million Deal with Dallas Cowboys Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants

The Dallas Cowboys made the first big splash of the 2013 NFL free agent signing season by inking Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel to a five-year, $150 million contract that ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s 2013 Spring Semester Class Schedule at Texas A&M

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The SEC Even Wins at Football Girlfriends

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Johnny Manziel is Letting Manti Te’o Borrow Some of His REAL Girlfriends

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The AT&T “Hello” Commercial: Now with Johnny Manziel

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Johnny Manziel is Johnny Nerdball

He is going to use his Heisman to play with his action figures. Continue Reading →

Ref Falling Over is the Highlight of the Cotton Bowl

Perhaps he was just floored by the greatness of Johnny Football. Continue Reading →