Picture Caroline Wozniacki Has a Chode
Having a penis drops her from an 8 to a 7.9.
Tennis needs more exploding rackets to boost ratings.
Picture Coolest Line Judge Ever
Truman Capote has come back to life to be a tennis judge.
It's good he covered up down there. That could have hurt.
It could also be Nicholas Mahut using tennis balls for boobs.
This is the first-ever women's butt news in tennis not about Serena Williams.
Note in the middle of the picture is Qatar's famed penis building.
December 31, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
The 15 Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2010
"I thought I played well tonight," said Federer. "And I felt a lot freer on the court without being encumbered by pant legs or sleeves. I can see why the women dress like this."