June 27, 2012

News Billie Jean King Beats Bobby Riggs' Corpse, 6-0, 6-0, to Celebrate Title IX Anniversary

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Tennis great Billie Jean King savaged Bobby Riggs, 6-0, 6-0, in a rematch of their famous "Battle of the Sexes" match on Saturday, the 40th anniversary of Title IX.

"I don't move around too well anymore," said King, now 68. "But I was happy with how I played today and I definitely showed I'm better than that rotten bag of bones over there," she added, gesturing across the net to the skeleton of Riggs, who died in 1995 at age 77.

King and Riggs first met on the court a year after Title IX was passed. After challenging, and defeating, Margaret Court in May of 1973, the 55 year-old Riggs then took on the 29 year-old King. The female tennis star won 6-4, 6-3, 6-3.

"I felt like I got off to a better start today than I did back in 1973," said King. "That first set almost 40 years ago was close. But today he only returned one ball on me and that was because I hit a forehead directly off of his skull and bounced back over the net."

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Filed Under   tennis   Billie Jean King   Bobby Riggs
June 26, 2012

Video Cameraman Falls Over at Wimbledon

Thankfully he wasn't the only cameraman there so we could see this.

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Filed Under   tennis   media
June 25, 2012

News England Quits Sports

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In a joint statement issued today by British Prime Minister David Cameron and Queen of England Elizabeth II, it was announced that England is quitting sports forever. The decision comes on the heels of England's quarterfinal loss to Italy in penalty kicks at Euro 2012, and as Wimbledon begins and just one month before the start of the London Olympics.

"It was a bit of a surprise, but also not unexpected," said Tim Henman, a retired English tennis player. "We gave it our best shot, but we're simply not good at sport. It would be foolish and a waste of time and resources to keep trying to succeed in athletics."

The Cameron-Queen Elizabeth II statement said that England will uphold its commitment to host this year's Wimbledon tournament as well as the Summer Olympics in July and August.

"We carry through on our promises," it read. "However, we want to make a new promise: no English athlete will compete in Wimbledon or the Olympics or in football or cricket or golf or any sport ever again. Because we wish to put an end to the heartbreak and humiliation that sport brings to English people. That is our promise to you."

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Filed Under   tennis   Summer Olympics   Soccer
June 18, 2012

Video Tennis Player Kicks Old Man

The old man barricades must be reinforced.

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Filed Under   tennis   David Nalbandian
May 11, 2012

Video Serena Williams Had the Bad Idea to Try Rapping

She should stick to dancing in Sir Mix-a-lot videos.

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Filed Under   tennis   Serena Williams
April 24, 2012

Video Caroline Wozniacki Expresses Love of Oxygen in Dance Video

A controversial stance, no doubt.

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Filed Under   tennis   Caroline Wozniacki
April 20, 2012

Opinion The 10 Best Bespectacled Athletes of All-Time

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Oakland A's infielder Eric Sogard has brought eyeglasses back to baseball. It's time to rank the greatest glassletes of all-time.

#10 – Al Arbour

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Al Arbour played 17 season as an NHL defenseman, won the Stanley Cup with three different teams and was the last player in the NHL to wear glasses on the ice. All of the other eyeglass'd hockey players presumably retired before him due to shards of glass sticking out of their eyes.

#9 – Kurt Rambis

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Rambis played 14 seasons in the NBA and was integral in the Los Angeles Lakers winning winning four championships. What he lacked in athleticism he more than made up for in glasses tape.

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Filed Under   NBA   tennis   MLB   NFL   golf   track and field   NHL
April 03, 2012

Playlist March's Funniest Sports Videos

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Filed Under   NBA   tennis   media   NHL
March 15, 2012

Video Rafael Nadal Fan is Not Very Coordinated

That was probably the No. 1 ranked U.S. tennis player.

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Filed Under   tennis   Rafael Nadal
January 31, 2012

Video Maria Sharapova's Noises Have Gotten Way Out of Control

She may want to consider changing her diet.

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Filed Under   tennis   Maria Sharapova