Video Mikhail Youzhny is Very Mean to His Tennis Racket
Hopefully he has another one of those.
Video Tennis Player Goes on Epic Rant Over Blown Call
"You always think you're right, but you're not, DAD!"
Opinion The 23 Most Ill-Conceived Athlete Endorsements of All-Time
#1 — Buster Douglas for SafeAuto
Mike Tyson's loss to Buster Douglas was humiliating. But it got exponentially worse when Douglas' commercial for SafeAuto came out.
Douglas' two claims to fame will forever be: 1) Upsetting Mike Tyson; 2) Being featured in the only TV commercial ever filmed on flip phone.
#2 — Pete Rose's SUPERCHARG'R Energy Bar
Don't have the necessary energy to call in a bet on the baseball team you're managing? You know what you need? Carob! In the late 70s and early 80s Charlie Hustle endorsed the SUPERCHARG'R Energy Bar, a snack that was so cram-packed with energy that it didn't even have time for all of its vowels.
Of course, since we're talking about Rose, there was a bit of sleazy misdirection at play. The bar's wrapper touted the carob-coated treat as "nature's answer to candy," but it also listed the snack's ingredients. First on the list? That most natural of ingredients: high fructose corn syrup. Candy historians have speculated that the bar finally died off after a disastrous "Send in 10 Wrappers, Get a Free Pete Rose Haircut" promotion.
As part of Rose's continuing commitment to serving children healthy snacks, he also endorsed Kool-Aid:
Picture Caroline Wozniacki as Rory McIlroy is Almost as Terrifying as Rory McIlroy
She should think twice before breeding with that thing.
Video Serena Williams Hits Herself in the Face with Her Racket
Serena Williams is going to beat the crap out of Serena Williams.
Video Martina Playing Tennis Against Five Japanese Guys Because Japan is Weird
It's the Japanese sport of butennke.
Video Caroline Wozniacki Has Expanded Her Lady Parts
Oh, yeah. Now start grunting.
Picture World's Most Confusing Basketball Court
It's a lot easier to block a lay-up attempt with a tennis racket.
