News Tennessee Sets Sights on Hiring Denver Broncos' Head Coach Peyton Manning
"We wanted Jon Gruden and Charlie Strong, but this whole time we've been testing the waters with Peyton to see if he'd come back to his alma mater," said a top Tennessee booster. "He's one of the best head coaches in the NFL and he's a Volunteer legend. He's the dream hire. We'll hope he'll want the challenge of restoring his school to greatness."
Manning refused to address the Tennessee job this week to reporters.
"I only have one focus and that's beating the Oakland Raiders on Thursady," he said.
But Manning's non-denial denial did nothing to squelch the rumors, nor did his joking demeanor.
"Also, I'm not the head coach of the Denver Broncos. John Fox is," he said to uproarious laughter.
Video Tennessee Fan Captures the Volunteers' Football Season
He can't wait to tell his parents that he was on TV.
News Citing Hip Injury and Rising Doctor Bills, Tennessee Opts to Put Derek Dooley to Sleep
"You never want to have to make this decision," said athletic director Dave Hart. "But it's for the best. Keeping Dooley became just too much of a hassle. We were spending a fortune on all of his bills."
Hart chafed at those who said that euthanizing a struggling football coach as though he is a dog is barbarous.
"That is a ludicrous assertion," he said. "This is Tennessee. Our mascot is a dog. A live bluetick coonhound. We gave Dooley all of the support we would give a dog. I promise you that."
Picture Tennessee Fan Has Tennessee "T" Logo Goatee
It's no less embarrassing than orange pants.
Video Outkast is a Big Phil Fulmer Fan
Or, more likely, they realize that Derek Dooley sucks.
Picture Tennessee Fans Keeping It Real By Being Illiterate
They probably can't even spell "mullet." (via Rocky Top Talk)
Picture Kris Kringle is a Tennessee Fan
Derek Dooley will not be getting any Christmas presents this year.




