Inflatable Doll Swimming Race

The winner is getting laid. And also all of the losers. Continue Reading →

Swimmer Has Great Lung Capacity, Last Place

F- it. He'll take a DQ. He's got a cool trick. Continue Reading →

"O’s, bro. O’s."

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Slumping Swimmer Drowns

As swimming fans were following the Michael Phelps-Milorad Cavic rivalry at the world championships in Rome, a far more tragic storyline concluded on the final day of the event when ... Continue Reading →