Video Even Morning News Anchors Think Ryan Lochte is Dumb
One day we will learn that chlorine poisons the brain.
Opinion The 25 Biggest Douchebags in Sports: Voting Results and Recap
From a list of more than 75 athletes, SportsPickle asked readers to vote on who is the biggest douchebag in sports. After 369,097 votes, here are the results.
#25 – Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban is proof that money can't buy you non-doucheitude. In fact, all it does is allow you to afford more graphic tees and rounds of beer for your bros. Cuban has a long way to go, though. In a billionaire douche-off, he would get routed by Donald Trump.
#24 – Sean Avery
Coming in at No. 24, Avery is the highest-ranked hockey player on the list. When you beat out Patrick Kane in a douche competition, you know you've achieved greatness in the field of douchery.
#23 – Kellen Winslow, Jr.
The national dislike of Kellen Winslow, Jr.: Forever proof that America doesn't support all of its troops.
#22 – John Calipari
John Calipari as douchebag: one title that will never be stripped from him.
#21 – Tony Romo
His time with Jessica Simpson and love of stupid hats secured his place on the list. It's his greatest career accomplishment besides that one playoff win.
News Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps Agree to a Match Race in a Marsh
"I'm excited to take on the best," said Bolt. "It's a terrain that is fair to both of us. I hope to come out on top."
Phelps and Bolt both dominated their opponents for the second consecutive Olympics in London — prompting supporters of both Olympians to make the case that their man was the greatest of the generation. With that debate as a backdrop, Bolt's representatives reached out to Phelps' people to discuss a possible showdown.
"I was in immediately. I can't wait to race Usain," said Phelps. "I have a lot of respect for him. I'm confident I can still have a good race in three to four feet of water and mud. It will be a new challenge."
Video Ryan Lochte Did Not Medal in Brains
Wait, so Michael Phelps is supposed to be the pothead?
Picture Swimming Can Sometimes Look a Little Male Porn-ish
NBC should tape delay this until 2 AM.
