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Honest NFL.com Headlines: Super Bowl XLVII

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Super Bowl Party Recipes from the 49ers and Ravens

Joe Flacco's "World's Best" Pizza Recipe 1. Get an average pizza delivered. 2. Serve. 3. Tell everyone it's the best pizza. 4. Hope they believe it. 5. Ask ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Ravens Intent on Signing Elvis Grbac Regardless of Joe Flacco’s Super Bowl Performance

The Baltimore Ravens reportedly plan to replace quarterback Joe Flacco with veteran Elvis Grbac this offseason regardless of the game's outcome or how Flacco plays. "You ... Continue Reading →
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Dorky Brothers Next Door Dreaming of Coaching in the Super Bowl Together One Day

Kevin and Jeff, the weird, unpopular neighborhood boys who live next door, say they are dreaming of one day coaching in a Super Bowl together just like NFL coaches John and Jim Harbaugh ... Continue Reading →
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7 Reasons the 49ers Suck and Will Get Killed in Super Bowl XLVII

1. Colin Kaepernick is going to crap all over himself. Yes, Colin Kaepernick is exciting and talented. Yes, he has a bright future. But quarterbacks don't just show up and suddenly ... Continue Reading →
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7 Reasons the Ravens Suck and Will Get Killed in Super Bowl XLVII

1. Joe Flacco sucks. Stop trying to convince yourself that he's good. He's not. Deep-down Ravens fans know it, too. They've seen him constantly overthrow receivers and ... Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell Accepts Invitation to Speak at a New Orleans Dark Alley “That is totally not a trap”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was scheduled to speak today at a dark alley near the intersection of Bourbon Street and St. Ann Street in New Orleans' famed French Quarter. "I'm ... Continue Reading →
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Sports Media Missed Obvious Ray Lewis Deer Antler Spray Warning Signs

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Colin Kaepernick Has Very Specific Instagram Tastes

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Maryland: The Naive State

They’re really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids. Continue Reading →
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Your OFFICIAL 2013 Puppy Bowl Scouting Report

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Saints Fan Achieves Pinnacle of Saints Fandom: Televised Roger Goodell Hating

Love of football and hatred of Roger Goodell unites all fan bases. Continue Reading →
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Colin Kaepernick Arm Cake

It’s pretty good until you get to the hard, bone-like interior. Continue Reading →