Ravens Hold Parade to Celebrate No Longer Officially Being Associated with Ray Lewis

Tens of thousands of Ravens fans packed the streets of Baltimore on Tuesday to celebrate the fact their beloved franchise will no longer be officially associated with Ray Lewis, one ... Continue Reading →

Ray Rice Nearly Died During Baltimore’s Super Bowl Parade

Lack of production, fumbles, embarrassment. Maybe Ray Rice and Joe Flacco swapped bodies for the postseason. Continue Reading →

Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape. Continue Reading →

The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVII

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How to Watch Football with Your Distant Brother

His fake body could lose some weight. Continue Reading →

Is Joe Flacco ELITE now that he has a Super Bowl title?

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Ravens Fan Song is as Bad as You’d Expect and Much Worse

Feels like I've been stabbed in the ears. Continue Reading →

Church Sign Guys Knows God Isn’t a Ravens Fan

God is probably a Jaguars fan. He’s a big fan of the less fortunate. Continue Reading →

Celebrating Ravens Fan Jumps from Building Into Tree

So it appears God favors both him and Ray-Ray. Continue Reading →

Beyonce’s Nipple Falls Off in Horrific, Blood-Drenched Super Bowl Halftime Show Accident

Pop superstar Beyonce was rushed from the Superdome to a nearby New Orleans hospital Sunday night after her right nipple was torn off while performing during the Super Bowl XLVII halftime ... Continue Reading →

Idiot Ravens Fan Celebrates Super Bowl Title

He must have gotten that idea from Cam Cameron. Continue Reading →

Superdome Ad Suggests They Should’ve Tried Energy Alternatives for Power

Another possibility would have been capturing the heat energy from Ray Lewis’ bullshit. Continue Reading →

Joe Theismann is Still Providing Poignant Football Analysis

He needs to get back on national TV. Continue Reading →

Honest Headlines: Super Bowl XLVII

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Super Bowl Party Recipes from the 49ers and Ravens

Joe Flacco's "World's Best" Pizza Recipe 1. Get an average pizza delivered. 2. Serve. 3. Tell everyone it's the best pizza. 4. Hope they believe it. 5. Ask ... Continue Reading →

Report: Ravens Intent on Signing Elvis Grbac Regardless of Joe Flacco’s Super Bowl Performance

The Baltimore Ravens reportedly plan to replace quarterback Joe Flacco with veteran Elvis Grbac this offseason regardless of the game's outcome or how Flacco plays. "You ... Continue Reading →

Dorky Brothers Next Door Dreaming of Coaching in the Super Bowl Together One Day

Kevin and Jeff, the weird, unpopular neighborhood boys who live next door, say they are dreaming of one day coaching in a Super Bowl together just like NFL coaches John and Jim Harbaugh ... Continue Reading →

7 Reasons the 49ers Suck and Will Get Killed in Super Bowl XLVII

1. Colin Kaepernick is going to crap all over himself. Yes, Colin Kaepernick is exciting and talented. Yes, he has a bright future. But quarterbacks don't just show up and suddenly ... Continue Reading →