"Geriatric Lady Gaga Impersonator" should be Madonna's new stage name.
It's like they won the Super Bowl or something.
Picture Flava Flav Hugging Tom Coughlin
They're friends because they run in the same circles.
He really has quite a pain tolerance what with spinning his broken leg around like that.
Eric Taylor > Bill Belichick
That means he played back when that crappy Manning, Archie Manning, played.
"He may not seem like the brightest bulb, but there's a goodness to him," said Giants head coach Tom Coughlin. "And I love him for it. I wish more people were as quote-unquote 'dumb' as he is. The world would be a better place."
Gump was a star football player in the SEC, a war hero, a shrimp fishing company executive and has met two presidents. He also remarkably didn't get AIDS from his whorish longtime love, Jenny. Now he joins a select company of NFL quarterbacks who have won two Super Bowl titles.
"I can't believe we lost twice in the Super Bowl to a goddam retard," said Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.
But it's mean-spirited comments like Belichick's that Gump has let roll off his shoulders, or were simply not heard by his doltish brain, throughout his life.
"My mama Olivia always says: 'Life is like a box of chocolates,'" Gump said on the podium after being named MVP. "I hope this trophy is made of chocolate," he added and then attempted to take a bite, breaking a tooth.
Leno will be trying to get him canned any day now.
He has decent pocket awareness and terrible self-awareness.