New York Giants QB Forrest Gump Remarkably Wins a Second Super Bowl

Forrest Gump, the naive, slow-witted, Southern simpleton and starting quarterback of the New York Giants, has accomplished another remarkable feat by winning his second Super Bowl. "He ... Continue Reading →

Frame-by-Frame of Tom Brady’s Worst Super Bowl Play

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The OFFICIAL Super Bowl XLVI Drinking Game

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Super Bowl Party Pickup Lines

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EXCLUSIVE: Screen Cap of Gisele Bundchen-Brady’s Email Sent Folder

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Eli Manning Disappointed by the Quality of Prostitutes in Indianapolis

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning says he is enjoying his time in Indianapolis in the lead up to Super Bowl XLVI, but has found the "quality of whores here to be quite lacking." Despite ... Continue Reading →

Eli-Peyton Noogie Tattoo

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Super Bowl XLVI to Feature Pregame Tribute to NFL Legend Lucas Oil

As the Super Bowl descends on Indianapolis for the very first time, the NFL has announced plans to honor Lucas Oil, the man after whom the Colts' stadium is named. Oil, who died ... Continue Reading →

Rob Gronkowski Said to be Hour-to-Hour as His Ankle Sprain Takes a Turn for the Worse

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski may have just hours to live after his high-ankle sprain has reportedly become even more serious. "You know I don't like giving ... Continue Reading →

David Tyree Quits His Job at Best Buy to Take Advantage of His Last Week of Fame

Former New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree failed to show up for work on Monday afternoon at the Best Buy in Paterson, N.J., because he was scheduled to appear on a local sports ... Continue Reading →

Your OFFICIAL 2012 Puppy Bowl Scouting Report

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A Tourist’s Guide to Indianapolis

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Other than the game, what is your favorite part of the Super Bowl festivities?

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New England’s Defense is Not Highly Regarded

Their defensive coordinator may be able to get a job in Wyoming one day. Continue Reading →

What is the biggest storyline of the Patriots-Giants Super Bowl?

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The Indianapolis Super Bowl Shuffle

So it turns out the Colts are not the most embarrassing thing about Indianapolis this year. What an upset. Continue Reading →

The 10 People At Your Super Bowl Party

1. The Rooting Interest Fan He is a diehard of one of the teams in the game and will be rooting with everything he's got. This is one of the biggest nights of his sports fandom ... Continue Reading →