News NFL Sheepishly Offers Oral To Those Impacted By Super Bowl Seat Snafu
Now the NFL is offering those fans oral in hopes that will end the lawsuit and the growing PR nightmare for the league.
"We will do anything to show the fans we are sorry," said commissioner Roger Goodell, reading from a statement at a press conference, in which he never looked directly at the camera or made eye contact with any members of the assembled press corps. "Really. Anything. I think this latest offer shows that," he added, tears noticeably welling up in his eyes. "Please. Let's just get this over with as quickly as possible."
The commissioner insisted that he would not be repaying all of the fans himself, as the offer allows the affected fans to choose any of the league's executives. That provision has reportedly caused several NFL executives to resign.
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