Picture Mike McCarthy Is Not A Genius
Good job, Mike Tomlin. You lost to a moron.
Now the NFL is offering those fans oral in hopes that will end the lawsuit and the growing PR nightmare for the league.
"We will do anything to show the fans we are sorry," said commissioner Roger Goodell, reading from a statement at a press conference, in which he never looked directly at the camera or made eye contact with any members of the assembled press corps. "Really. Anything. I think this latest offer shows that," he added, tears noticeably welling up in his eyes. "Please. Let's just get this over with as quickly as possible."
The commissioner insisted that he would not be repaying all of the fans himself, as the offer allows the affected fans to choose any of the league's executives. That provision has reportedly caused several NFL executives to resign.
It's surprising any hair product wants to associate itself with Clay Matthews.
Granted, New York doesn't have an NFL team. Only New Jersey does.
Our dancers should have trained in diapers. (via Total Pro Sports.com)
The Packers aren't the first 6-seed in the Super Bowl. If only that was the worst part.
Best of all: keying his truck can't make it look crappier than it already does.
As though this puts him in some exclusive club. Pffft. Who hasn't?
Picture Super Bowl Stadium Of Food
B.J. Raji wishes the Super Bowl had been in this stadium. (via Hot Clicks)
Picture Packers Fans Slightly More Confident About Green Bay's Dynasty Potential Than The Rest Of America
They couldn't even get enough people in that Michigan's penis part stuck to them to turn.