Video Remembering the Time a Drunk Woman Won Hurdling Gold at the Olympics
I guess a six-pack of Fosters doesn't show up on Olympic drug tests.
Video Steeplechase Runner Forgets There Are Hurdles
Should have hit the jump button there.
News Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps Agree to a Match Race in a Marsh
"I'm excited to take on the best," said Bolt. "It's a terrain that is fair to both of us. I hope to come out on top."
Phelps and Bolt both dominated their opponents for the second consecutive Olympics in London — prompting supporters of both Olympians to make the case that their man was the greatest of the generation. With that debate as a backdrop, Bolt's representatives reached out to Phelps' people to discuss a possible showdown.
"I was in immediately. I can't wait to race Usain," said Phelps. "I have a lot of respect for him. I'm confident I can still have a good race in three to four feet of water and mud. It will be a new challenge."
Toplist The Next Summer Olympics Sport
The Summer Olympics have many fringe sports like Table Tennis, Trampoline, Synchronized Swimming and Dressage. Golf and Rugby become Olympics sports in 2016. What sport or activity should be next?
Video Sometimes Weightlifting Makes You Pee
The lifter after her will really enjoy that.
Picture Swimming Can Sometimes Look a Little Male Porn-ish
NBC should tape delay this until 2 AM.
Opinion The 8 Athletes in Every Olympics
The Choker
This person has trained her entire life for this day. Never had a slice of pizza, never drank a soda, never stayed up later than 10:00 p.m. All for this one day, this one event. Today is the day all the dedication and hard work pays off! And here she goes! It's … oh … oh my. Oh my god. That was really really really bad. Hard to watch. Just complete and total heartbreak. Oh, well. It was only 20 years and an entire childhood wasted.
The Vet
Most Olympians are complete no-names. But this guy has been around before. He's one of the few faces you recognize at the start of the Games. In fact, NBC used his image to market the Olympics before they started. He may do well at these Olympics, he may not. It doesn't matter, his past success means his legacy is secured. He's mainly here to take one last go at getting laid as much as possible in the Olympic Village. Then it's off to a retirement of being in a sports drink commercial every four years.
