Tony LaRussa refuses to attend political Glenn Hubbard rally

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa declined an invitation today to attend a political rally organized by former major league infielder and current Braves first base coach Glenn ... Continue Reading →

Aroldis Chapman scheduled for preemptive reconstructive elbow surgery

Hoping they can prevent flamethrowing phenom Aroldis Chapman from meeting the fate of fellow young pitching star Stephen Strasburg, the Cincinnati Reds today put Chapman under the knife ... Continue Reading →

Tiger Woods hits on Elin Nordegren moments after divorce is finalized

"Damn girl, you single? You look FINE," said Tiger Woods to his ex-wife Elin Nordegren seconds after their divorce was finalized on Monday. He then told her he would "definitely ... Continue Reading →

Bobby Bowden says he was forced out at Miami

College football coaching legend Bobby Bowden is going on the offensive over his resignation, saying he was forced out of his job by university officials. "They didn't want ... Continue Reading →

Cardinals send God to Kurt Warner’s house to ask him to return

Desperate Arizona Cardinals head coach Ken Whisenhunt dispatched God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit to Kurt Warner's house today in hopes to convince the retired ... Continue Reading →

Enraged Lou Piniella kicks dirt over his gardener’s pruning shears

Former major league manager Lou Piniella got into it with his gardener today, angrily disputing a call the gardener made to move several herb plants to get more direct sunlight — ... Continue Reading →

LLWS star out with cooties

The star of the Toms River, New Jersey, Little League team may miss action at the Little League World Series. Several reports claim Toms River first baseman Jack Brady, 12, is stricken ... Continue Reading →

Those kind of plays to start showing up in the box score

After decades of being left out of the box score, Major League Baseball announced today that those kind of plays will start showing up in the official score sheet. “It’s ... Continue Reading →

Fan catching foul ball in cup probably going to lead Pirates 2010 highlights DVD

Pirates fan Gary Flint's impressive beer cup catch of a foul ball nearly rallied the Pirates to victory last night over the Marlins. The play is being called the most impressive ... Continue Reading →

Reggie Bush says he would give back Matt Leinart’s Heisman if he could

Reggie Bush expressed regret last week for his actions during his college days that have led to sanctions against USC, saying that if he could make it right, he would. "If only ... Continue Reading →

Braves to throw at dirt patch that hurt Chipper Jones

Braves third baseman Chipper Jones, the face of the franchise, is out for the season after tearing his ACL while fielding a ground ball in Tuesday's game at Houston. And the Braves ... Continue Reading →

Slow and steady comes in dead-last

Slow and steady came in a disappointing dead-last today in race near Chicago.“I feel like I got some bad advice,” said the last place finisher. “I was told slow and ... Continue Reading →

Knicks office bitches not excited about Isiah Thomas’ return

Various bitches employed in the New York Knicks front office say they are not pleased with owner James Dolan's decision to rehire former team president Isiah Thomas in a consulting ... Continue Reading →