ADD: Albert Pujols, 1B, Cardinals – Acquiring him in a trade will force you to give up a lot. That’s true. But thanks to his role in President Obama’s first pitch at the All-Star game, Pujols is now eligible for games at catcher! That gives you a huge position advantage over everyone else in the league. Exploit it.
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