St. Louis Fan Has Cardinals Shirt, Ram Horn Head Tattoo

He is a diehard. And unemployable. Continue Reading →

Phillies Fan Enjoys Wilson Valdez Retiring Rolen and Bruce

Looks like Joe Blanton is out of a job. Continue Reading →

Buttholes: The Baseball Jersey

No matter how many records he sets, "Pujols" will always = tee-hee. Continue Reading →

The St. Louis Cardinals Love When Fans Get Hurt

That or this website editor isn’t very good at his job. Continue Reading →

Vermont and Alaska Feel Albert Pujols and the Cardinals Are So Over

The people of Vermont and Alaska really know their baseball. Continue Reading →

Cardinals to Pujols: "We won’t give you a long-term deal because we know you’re 40 years-old"

The standoff between the St. Louis Cardinals and star slugger Albert Pujols escalated today when the team publicly explained that it will not offer Pujols the 10-year contract he wants ... Continue Reading →

St. Louis Cardinals: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team as the 2010 season opens. Today:St. Louis Cardinals (2009: 91-71, NL Central champion). Continue Reading →

St. Louis Cardinals hitting coach Mark McGwire takes the time to write out steroids regimens for kids before the Cardinals take on the Nationals.

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Albert Pujols MRI Reveals Shrapnel from Old Vietnam Wound

St. Louis Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols received an MRI yesterday for his ailing back. The scan showed no structural damage, but did reveal what seems to be shrapnel from action in ... Continue Reading →

Mark McGwire: A Career Retrospective … In Pictures

Now that we finally know the truth about Mark McGwire's career, let's take a more informed look back … through pictures. While a powerful steroid, the cream often left ... Continue Reading →

McGwire: "Steroids gave me the strength to apologize"

Mark McGwire has admitted taking steroids in 1998 when he broke Roger Maris' home run record. "I wish I had never touched steroids," McGwire said in a statement. "It ... Continue Reading →

Rick Ankiel talks to Mark McGwire about his hitting woes

On his first day on the job as the new hitting coach for the St. Louis Cardinals, Mark McGwire was approached by outfielder Rick Ankiel for some batting tips. But McGwire, ever safe ... Continue Reading →

The Los Angeles Dodgers celebrate the discovery that Cardinals left fielder Matt Holliday is even more incompetent with a glove than their own left fi

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2 Days To MLB Playoffs: St. Louis Cardinals

There are only a few days until the start of the MLB playoffs and SportsPickle is previewing each playoff team. Today: St. Louis Cardinals. Continue Reading →

ADD: Albert Pujols, 1B, St. Louis Cardinals

ADD: Albert Pujols, 1B, Cardinals – Acquiring him in a trade will force you to give up a lot. That’s true. But thanks to his role in President Obama’s first pitch ... Continue Reading →

"No, Albert, my birth certificate is real. Yours though … I have my doubts."

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Epic Bottle Cap Table

It’s like putting a really big puzzle together… except you have to drink a beer for each of the 4800 pieces. Continue Reading →